fail!private

[drcuddles]

... I guess it's just Rachel and I now.

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[voice 8)]

[tntandgasoline]

And me.

[drcuddles]

No.

[tntandgasoline]

It's true. I'll always stay by your side.

[drcuddles]

I'm sorry, but you're a little old. I hear Madonna is looking for another child?

[tntandgasoline]

You're too intimidating to be my mother, so don't worry.

But I wish you would make Azula shape up. You were her mommy-figure for a while, after all. She needs to be... [he's trying to figure out the word for it...] Fiery. Not to be cliche about it.

[drcuddles]

I'm sure you wouldn't send your own mother dismembered body parts.

I'm sorry, I can't do anything to help you with that. I'm the abandoned mother figure, just like the one before. To her, I'm just another traitor.

[tntandgasoline]

I did, once. She washed my mouth out with soap for it. I didn't even swear in the card, though, so how did she think that would help?

Oh, come now, Lisa! You're too pretty for such angry words.

sobs that icon will haunt me when i sleep tonight

[drcuddles]

... you're such a nice boy.

It's true, I'm just like Ursa to her. She doesn't want a mother-figure nor does she need one. Whatever happened to her must have killed her spark entirely.

don't worry joker will kiss the tears away

[tntandgasoline]

I try to be.

Well, fix it.

[drcuddles]

I'm not a saint.

[tntandgasoline]

I don't care.

I was having fun and now she's gone and ruined it. Fix it or I'll get testy.

[drcuddles]

If you want it fixed, give her twelve years of her life back. She hates me; don't you think she would have rushed to my defense by now?

[tntandgasoline]

[Petulant Joker is petulant.] You're so useless!

[drcuddles]

I'm sorry, I'm not the one you're looking for.