OPEN RL ;

[drcuddles]

[It's Dr. Cuddy's office! I ...

fail at setting up open RLs. Come in, tell her what's ailing you.]

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hahaha, I didn't see this before, disregard the other one

[tyki_tock]

Dr. Cuddy, I need you to sign this letter.

[The letter reads: Tyki Mikk has a rare condition which is only treatable by a regular infusion of nicotine through the lungs. Signed, Dr. __________]

[drcuddles]

[ She gives him this look before she takes the letter and makes it look like she's signing it. Then, she hands it back to him:

Tyki Mikk has a rare condition that can only be treatable by a regular infusion of reality. No doctor will sign this document. ]

[tyki_tock]

[He grins and laughs when he reads what she wrote, undeterred] Good thing I've got more copies. I wonder if Dr. Birkin will sign it. He's a doctor, right?

[drcuddles]

I'm sure Victor Frankenstein would agree with you. Smoking is horrible for you, Tyki.

[tyki_tock]

[Considers this] So I should talk to Professor Stein? That's a good idea. He smokes more than I do.

[drcuddles]

Do you really think that the administration of this school is that naive?

[tyki_tock]

Maybe. [Grins] But probably not. Still, it's fun trying.

[drcuddles]

[She extends her hand, demanding:] Your cigarettes.

[tyki_tock]

[He gives her an innocent look and starts turning out his pockets. No cigarettes here, Dr. Cuddy]

I don't have any, ma'am, sorry. I guess I must have run out.

[Of course, he's pretty damn good at sleight of hand]

[drcuddles]

[Don't try this with her, Tyki. She was an expert before she quit her job to be a school nurse.]

If I believed you, my hand would have withdrawn.

[tyki_tock]

[He raises his hands helplessly] I don't have any.

[drcuddles]

Then stop wasting my time.

[tyki_tock]

Sorry doctor Cuddy~ [He smirks and gives her a lascivious wink before walking out]