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Ok the year is 3024AD and we are tarrped in the stingry nebula.
Brian, Brent, Mike and I were just young cadets at the acadmey when the terrible war began. The human race had been fighting against their arch rivals the Assmongers lead by the ruthless and smelly leader.....Evil Ass Sucker Bob. See Bobs problem was he had a small penis and as a joke the human king (Sir Arnold the Long One) Invented Enzite. Now Bobs WANG IS MASSIVE and so is his fury. Brian and I were on a routen run through the Fart Galaxy collecting Methaine samples for new nuclear fart bomds. Brent was finishing off his piloting program to fly the new Ass1 Bomder which was to be equipt with our Nuclear Fart Bomds. As for Mike.....mike......ahhhh mike......he was on Planet Bitch, talking to the queen bitch about her bitchy ways....so see if that bitch will change her fuckings ways and allow us humans to mine the sacred gem of Plant Bitch...PMS........such power can be taken from PMS. Brian was sent to give Mike a message from our King. A few days later Brain returned with bad news...he had to slay mike with his 27inch Dildo sword because he was bitching too much....ahhh poor mike...anyway. Me and brain were off on our search for more fart power....while back on earth a terrible tragedy had unfolded......Master Brent and His band of Rouge Warriors had been KIDDNAPPED.....DUN DUN DUN.....
.....To Be Continued