thetenspot | 097. TEN things you cannot stand about your best friend

May 21, 2008 16:27

097. TEN things you cannot stand about your best friend

1. He wears, owns, uses, and thinks far too much pink to be healthy
2. He is always at least half an hour late to parties
3. He never takes longer than two hours to get ready to go somewhere
4. Grocery shopping with him is more painful than peeling the skin off ones fingers with a potato peeler
5. He has this uncanny knack of knowing when you're hiding something
6. He won't drink alcohol out of bottles
7. He can be a stubborn shit in arguments
8. He has photographic evidence of me doing some really questionable things that frankly should be burned in a sacrifical ritual
9. He's there even when I don't think I need anyone and am trying to convince myself of the fact
10. He wants me to dress in something called Saint Ralph Vuitton or whatever

- Best friend is Patrick Preston (sexyinscrubs)

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