just_fck_me | 17.6. The good, the bad and the ugly

[drcampbell]

TEN signs you've had good sex
1. Scratch marks
2. Bite marks
3. Carpet burn
4. Obscure bruises
5. Pulled muscles
6. Sore throat
7. Uncomfortable arse
8. Swollen nads
9. Stained sheets
10. No Trojans left

TEN signs you've had bad sex
1. Scratch marks
2. Bite marks
3. Carpet burn
4. Obscure bruises
5. Pulled muscles
6. Sore throat
7. Uncomfortable arse
8. Swollen nads
9. Stained sheets
10. Full box of Trojans