A random meme
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Um... wow, I have to actually stop and think about this. My gut, I think.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
You ask as if I have drawers full of them. I only have a couple and my fave one is grey.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Hell fucking aye, she's my wife.
4. Do you plan outfits?
Aye, sometimes. Nay really for just every day stuff. I'm nay that fashionably bothered.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Knackered but ecstatic
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
Riley's wee socks. Or sock. Ah shit, he's lost one again.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
It was about Tara, naked. I'm nay elaborating.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Aye
9. What are you craving right now?
My wife
10. Do you floss?
Aye
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Farting... sorry.
12. Are you emotional?
Aye, I have my moments.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Er, no. I'd rather stare at a wall and scratch myself.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I lick it.
15. Do you like your hair?
Aye, I dinnae mind it. Could be worse.
16. Do you like yourself?
Most days.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W.Bush?
If I had to, dinnae mean I would find it particularly interesting.
18. What are you listening to right now?
And old demo tape I made years ago
19. Are your parents strict?
Nay at all. I love them for everything they've done for me.
20. Would you go sky diving?
I've done that when I was younger.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
I cannae stand the consistency of it.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Aye, a few.
23. Do you rent movies often?
Nay these days.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Riley's musical mobile is kinda sparkling a wee bit.
25. How many countries have you visited?
Oh, um... about six?
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Oh aye, loads.
27. Ever been on a train?
Aye. Better than an effing plane.
28. Brown or white eggs?
Huh? An eggs an egg.
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Aye
30. Do you use chapstick?
Nay anymore but I had to in hospital.
31. Do you own a gun?
Fuck off. No. Guns will never be allowed in my house.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Aye, but I prefer a fork.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My family.
34. Are you too forgiving?
To most people, aye.
35. Ever been in love?
Aye, absolutely.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Dunno. I'll ask him.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Um... I dinnae know. Maybe?
38. Last time you cried?
Yesterday at my son's christening. It was a happy cry.
39. What was the last question you asked?
Have you got the bairn's other sock, beautiful?
40. Favorite time of the year?
Winter and Christmas.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Oh aye, I have, um... six now.
42. Are you sarcastic?
Aye, I can be.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
The movie or the phenomenon? Havenae seen the movie, dinnae particular care about the ins and outs of the phenonmenon.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Aye, but I was drunk so it didnae hurt.
45. Favorite color?
Blue
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Nay slapped, but I have punched...
47. Is your hair curly?
It goes curly when it's long. It also tends to go darker and redder. Go figure.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
It was the new AC/DC one.
49. Do looks matter?
Aye, but more of a fact that it's usually something physical you notice about someone before you get get close enough to see inside. You need an initial reaction, and nay matter what anyone says, it's a physical reaction. Meaning aye, looks matter on some level.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Aye, most of the time, but Tara and I both have international family so we dinnae mind. It's just one of those things.
52. Do you like your life right now?
It's perfect. I have everything I've ever wanted.
53. Do you sleep with the T.V. on?
Nay intentionally, but I do have a habit of falling asleep when it's on when I'm knackered.
54. Can you handle the truth?
I prefer the truth above all else, even if I cannae handle it.
55. Do you have good vision?
Aye, perfect vision.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Aye, but I'm nay elaborating on this. Sometimes you will just always harbour negative feelings for people who have hurt you extensively.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Most days.
58. The last person you held hands with?
Tara
59. What are you wearing?
Boxers and my wedding ring.
60. What is your favorite animal?
Dogs, I guess.
61. Where was your default icon picture taken?
Pat's place, I think. I cannae exactly remember.
62. Can you hula hoop?
Aye, I'll try anything. Doesnae mean I'll do it well, but I have good hip action ;)
63. Do you have a job?
Aye, just kinda in limbo right now.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Disposable nappies for the christening day. The cloth nappies were too impractical.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Well, I fell out of one once when I was drunk and mooning someone.
Um... wow, I have to actually stop and think about this. My gut, I think.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
You ask as if I have drawers full of them. I only have a couple and my fave one is grey.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Hell fucking aye, she's my wife.
4. Do you plan outfits?
Aye, sometimes. Nay really for just every day stuff. I'm nay that fashionably bothered.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Knackered but ecstatic
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
Riley's wee socks. Or sock. Ah shit, he's lost one again.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
It was about Tara, naked. I'm nay elaborating.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Aye
9. What are you craving right now?
My wife
10. Do you floss?
Aye
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Farting... sorry.
12. Are you emotional?
Aye, I have my moments.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Er, no. I'd rather stare at a wall and scratch myself.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I lick it.
15. Do you like your hair?
Aye, I dinnae mind it. Could be worse.
16. Do you like yourself?
Most days.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W.Bush?
If I had to, dinnae mean I would find it particularly interesting.
18. What are you listening to right now?
And old demo tape I made years ago
19. Are your parents strict?
Nay at all. I love them for everything they've done for me.
20. Would you go sky diving?
I've done that when I was younger.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
I cannae stand the consistency of it.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Aye, a few.
23. Do you rent movies often?
Nay these days.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Riley's musical mobile is kinda sparkling a wee bit.
25. How many countries have you visited?
Oh, um... about six?
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Oh aye, loads.
27. Ever been on a train?
Aye. Better than an effing plane.
28. Brown or white eggs?
Huh? An eggs an egg.
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Aye
30. Do you use chapstick?
Nay anymore but I had to in hospital.
31. Do you own a gun?
Fuck off. No. Guns will never be allowed in my house.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Aye, but I prefer a fork.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My family.
34. Are you too forgiving?
To most people, aye.
35. Ever been in love?
Aye, absolutely.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Dunno. I'll ask him.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Um... I dinnae know. Maybe?
38. Last time you cried?
Yesterday at my son's christening. It was a happy cry.
39. What was the last question you asked?
Have you got the bairn's other sock, beautiful?
40. Favorite time of the year?
Winter and Christmas.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Oh aye, I have, um... six now.
42. Are you sarcastic?
Aye, I can be.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
The movie or the phenomenon? Havenae seen the movie, dinnae particular care about the ins and outs of the phenonmenon.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Aye, but I was drunk so it didnae hurt.
45. Favorite color?
Blue
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Nay slapped, but I have punched...
47. Is your hair curly?
It goes curly when it's long. It also tends to go darker and redder. Go figure.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
It was the new AC/DC one.
49. Do looks matter?
Aye, but more of a fact that it's usually something physical you notice about someone before you get get close enough to see inside. You need an initial reaction, and nay matter what anyone says, it's a physical reaction. Meaning aye, looks matter on some level.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Aye, most of the time, but Tara and I both have international family so we dinnae mind. It's just one of those things.
52. Do you like your life right now?
It's perfect. I have everything I've ever wanted.
53. Do you sleep with the T.V. on?
Nay intentionally, but I do have a habit of falling asleep when it's on when I'm knackered.
54. Can you handle the truth?
I prefer the truth above all else, even if I cannae handle it.
55. Do you have good vision?
Aye, perfect vision.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Aye, but I'm nay elaborating on this. Sometimes you will just always harbour negative feelings for people who have hurt you extensively.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Most days.
58. The last person you held hands with?
Tara
59. What are you wearing?
Boxers and my wedding ring.
60. What is your favorite animal?
Dogs, I guess.
61. Where was your default icon picture taken?
Pat's place, I think. I cannae exactly remember.
62. Can you hula hoop?
Aye, I'll try anything. Doesnae mean I'll do it well, but I have good hip action ;)
63. Do you have a job?
Aye, just kinda in limbo right now.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Disposable nappies for the christening day. The cloth nappies were too impractical.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Well, I fell out of one once when I was drunk and mooning someone.