From around
1. How tall are you barefoot?
6' or 1.83m depending on where you're from
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Nay, never
3. Do you own a gun?
Nay fucking way
4. Rehab?
Physical rehab, nay for substance addiction
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
I did, but then they kinda took the whole issue out of my hands when they caught me pounding there daughter on the kitchen table
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I dinnae really think about them much at all
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Any and all of them, but O Holy Night jumps forward a wee bit more than others
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water. I used to be a bit of a coffee junkie but since everything happen, my stomach cannae take too much in the morning
9. Do you do push-ups?
Aye
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
Aye, once
11. Are you a vegetarian?
No way
12. Do you like painkillers?
I dinnae like them, but they're necessary
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
That's a wee bit of a strong question, but um, I guess my accent? Kilt, maybe? I wouldnae know specifically. I lured the one I want, so I'm happy.
14. Do you own a knife?
Kitchen knives count? I own a couple of swords.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
Nay, thank god
16. Date Of Birth?
12th April 1980
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. I think my son has a dirty diaper
2. My my wife has a really gorgeous arse
3. My big toe is itchy
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
1. Nappies
2. Baby powder
3. Oreos
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
Water, Diet Coke, Scotch, Orange Juice, Tea
21. Current hair?
Er, just light strawberry blond, short and just there? I dinnae know! I'm a guy! Hair is hair! It's been my 'current hair' since I was born.
22. Current worry?
That my son will stay well for the moment
23. Current hate?
Guns
24. Favorite place to be?
I have three. In bed with my wife, with my son, in Edinburgh - not simultaneously
25. Least favorite place to be?
In a coma. What? Dinnae have to be aware to hate it.
26. Where would you like to go?
Home... I'm a wee bit homesick lately
27. Do you own slippers?
Nay, I'm just usually using socks
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Oh, I dinnae know. Hopefully here with a happy, healthy family. That's all I want.
29. Do you burn or tan?
I have to be out in the sun a lot to tan. I am Scottish afterall.
30. Last thing you ate?
A piece of last night's pizza, but now I'm kind of regretting it.
31. Would you be a pirate?
Um, no
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Umm, it was about two weeks ago... I regretted that too
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I sing anything and rarely shower without singing, hell I eve sing in the bath
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a kid?
I wasnae really a fearful bairn
35. What's in your pockets right now?
Nappy pins, a bib, kleenex, a pacifier, one bootie (I'm trying to find the other one)
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
How much my son manages to pass wind for such a tiny person. I'm a male. Farts can amuse me sometimes. Plus, I'm a proud dad.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
The Muppets
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Gunshot wound in the stomach
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Three
41. Who is your best friend?
I have two - Riley and Pat
42. Who is your love?
Tara, forever and always
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Pass on this question. It's the reason for #38
45. What is your favorite book?
Anything by Ian Rankin
46. What is your favorite candy?
Treacle Toffee
47. What songs do want/ have played at your wedding?
Had the wedding and we just had all our favourites, sung some ourself, had traditional bagpipe music, too
48. What songs do you want played at your funeral?
As much as this question fucking shits me, Amazing Grace
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Feeding my son
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
Nay, I dinnae love it but I just deal. Trust me, there is way fecking worse pain than that.
6' or 1.83m depending on where you're from
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Nay, never
3. Do you own a gun?
Nay fucking way
4. Rehab?
Physical rehab, nay for substance addiction
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
I did, but then they kinda took the whole issue out of my hands when they caught me pounding there daughter on the kitchen table
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I dinnae really think about them much at all
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Any and all of them, but O Holy Night jumps forward a wee bit more than others
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water. I used to be a bit of a coffee junkie but since everything happen, my stomach cannae take too much in the morning
9. Do you do push-ups?
Aye
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
Aye, once
11. Are you a vegetarian?
No way
12. Do you like painkillers?
I dinnae like them, but they're necessary
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
That's a wee bit of a strong question, but um, I guess my accent? Kilt, maybe? I wouldnae know specifically. I lured the one I want, so I'm happy.
14. Do you own a knife?
Kitchen knives count? I own a couple of swords.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
Nay, thank god
16. Date Of Birth?
12th April 1980
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. I think my son has a dirty diaper
2. My my wife has a really gorgeous arse
3. My big toe is itchy
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
1. Nappies
2. Baby powder
3. Oreos
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
Water, Diet Coke, Scotch, Orange Juice, Tea
21. Current hair?
Er, just light strawberry blond, short and just there? I dinnae know! I'm a guy! Hair is hair! It's been my 'current hair' since I was born.
22. Current worry?
That my son will stay well for the moment
23. Current hate?
Guns
24. Favorite place to be?
I have three. In bed with my wife, with my son, in Edinburgh - not simultaneously
25. Least favorite place to be?
In a coma. What? Dinnae have to be aware to hate it.
26. Where would you like to go?
Home... I'm a wee bit homesick lately
27. Do you own slippers?
Nay, I'm just usually using socks
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Oh, I dinnae know. Hopefully here with a happy, healthy family. That's all I want.
29. Do you burn or tan?
I have to be out in the sun a lot to tan. I am Scottish afterall.
30. Last thing you ate?
A piece of last night's pizza, but now I'm kind of regretting it.
31. Would you be a pirate?
Um, no
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Umm, it was about two weeks ago... I regretted that too
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I sing anything and rarely shower without singing, hell I eve sing in the bath
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a kid?
I wasnae really a fearful bairn
35. What's in your pockets right now?
Nappy pins, a bib, kleenex, a pacifier, one bootie (I'm trying to find the other one)
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
How much my son manages to pass wind for such a tiny person. I'm a male. Farts can amuse me sometimes. Plus, I'm a proud dad.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
The Muppets
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Gunshot wound in the stomach
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Three
41. Who is your best friend?
I have two - Riley and Pat
42. Who is your love?
Tara, forever and always
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Pass on this question. It's the reason for #38
45. What is your favorite book?
Anything by Ian Rankin
46. What is your favorite candy?
Treacle Toffee
47. What songs do want/ have played at your wedding?
Had the wedding and we just had all our favourites, sung some ourself, had traditional bagpipe music, too
48. What songs do you want played at your funeral?
As much as this question fucking shits me, Amazing Grace
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Feeding my son
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
Nay, I dinnae love it but I just deal. Trust me, there is way fecking worse pain than that.