just_muse_me | 15.6. All the TENs
1. TEN things you do on St Patrick's Day
1. Wear my kilt
2. Eat haggis
3. Drink Scotch
4. Play my bagpipes
5. Sing Auld Lang Syne
6. Toss a caber
7. Bake shortbread
8. Moon someone from under my kilt
9. Watch Braveheart
10. Kiss my Irish wife and pull the piss out of how crap Guinness tastes.
... Hey, us Scots have to mark our territory somehow. Burns Day doesnae get an international holiday, does it? Bastards.
2. TEN birthday presents you've received
1. Autographed Jimi Hendrix first edition album
2. Autographed Jimi Hendrix t-shirt
3. Autographed "It's A Long Way To The Top" album single from 1975 by AC/DC
4. Bagpipes when I was a kid
5. Kilt for my sixteenth birthday
6. Platinum and crystal Claddagh pendant on a strip of black leather from Tara
7. Black Jeep Wrangler for my first car
8. Jeff Beck 1954 Les Paul Oxblood Gibson electric guitar
9. Scottish Salitire flag guitar strap
10. A wedgie from Pat's older brother
3. TEN names you've been called
1. Lachlan
2. Lachie
3. Campbell
4. The Evil Scotsman
5. Yodalan
6. Braveheart
7. Haggis Tosser
8. The Kilted One
9. Mate
10. All the pet names my wife calls me and I'll never get sick of hearing
4. TEN days with something marked on your calendar
1. 25th January | Burns Day
2. 14th February | Valentine's Day
3. 12th April | My birthday
4. 10th May | Our wedding anniversay
5. 8th June | The day I moved to the US
6. 16th June | The day Tara and I met for the first time
7. 10th October | Tara's birthday
8. 12th December | Pat's birthday / The day I proposed to Tara
9. 14th December | The day I got shot (it's on the calendar in my head)
10. 25th December | My son's birthday / Christmas Day
5. TEN remedies for a broken heart
1. Drink... lots of it
2. Chips with brown sauce
3. Horror, gory movies
4. Giving your ex the bird
5. Bitching about it to your best friends
6. Lots of casual sex
7. Loud and hard music
8. A long drive or road trip
9. Wanking
10. A pub crawl with your mates
Mind, I havenae had my heart broken in quite a wee while. I'm happily married. And never go speed or on a blind date when you're on the rebound. Trust me, you'll say something you'll regret and may get slapped.
6. TEN things that make you smile
1. My son
2. My wife
3. My son's smile
4. My parents
5. My Nana
6. Scotland
7. Music (Wow, this used to be #1 once)
8. My wedding video
9. Remembering my wedding night
10. Guitar Hero (when I'm winning)