From Jason (itwontstopme)
How old were you when you discovered the joys of masturbation?
The joys joys, or just having a wee fiddle? Let's just go with the first time I got myself off, so around 13, I think.
How old were you when you first did anything sexual with another person?
I was an early bloomer... it was just after my 14th birthday.
How many sexual partners have you had?
Nay way I could possibly know accurately. There's been a lot of one nighters.
Have you ever had unprotected sex? Why?
I'm married, so aye. I dinnae use protection anymore.
What term to you prefer to use when saying you had sex? (Got laid, fucked, made love, etc.) Is there a difference in your mind between such terms?
Making love, getting off, getting laid, shagging, bonking... etc, etc. There is loads of difference in the terms. Basically you can have sex or sex with feelings. That's the difference.
Have you ever used common household objects for sexual purposes?
Aye, I have done.
Do you own sex toys?
Aye.
She-male porn! Yes or no?
Nay, not really my taste.
Your current partner has had way more sexual partners than you. How do you react?
She hasnae, we spoke about this. There were some lassies in the past I was with that had, though. I didnae bother me so long as they werenae going to give me any STDs.
You have had way more sexual partners than your current partner. How do you react?
Aye, this was more the case. I was honest with her. We spoke about it. I've always been careful, though.
Would you have sex with a person who you hated if you were extremely physically attracted to them?
No.
Would you have sex with someone you cared deeply for, but had no physical attraction to?
Nay now because I'm happily married, but in the past, maybe.
Would you dump someone for refusing to give you head?
Nay, that's just shite. Nay everyone likes oral.
Do YOU ever refuse to give head?
Nay, it's always been a big turn on for me.
Spit or swallow?
I always wondered what I would do if I was gay, but never settled on an answer.
What have you had up your butt for sexual reasons?
A few things. I'm nay opposed to experimenting.
Would you ever consider fisting?
Er, no. Nothing that big.
Have you ever sneezed during a sex act?
Aye.
Farted?
Oh, aye... kinda comes with the territory when you're in a close relationship. If it needs out, it needs out, aye? We just have a wee giggle and get back on with it.
Do you prefer to face your partner during intercourse, or away?
Aye, mostly facing but I love spooning sex too.
Do you have a favourite position? If so, what?
My wife on my lap, legs wrapped around me.
Where indoors do you prefer to have sex? (Bed, floor, shower, etc.)
Bed is always the best because you can go at it til your heart's content. But I love getting it on in the bath, too.
Do you enjoy having sex outdoors?
Oh, aye.
Have you used sex toys (vibrators, dildos, etc) with a partner? If not, how do you feel about doing so?
Aye, Tara and I experimented a lot when my nether regions werenae working too well. It's always fun now and again.
Would you ever take erotic photos of yourself or make sex tapes?
Aye, and aye... have done both.
Do you enjoy being watched while having intercourse/masturbating?
Only by my wife.
Would you enjoy watching your partner Masturbate? Have sex with someone else?
I fucking love watching her masturbate, but if anyone else comes near her, I'll tear their balls off and pin them to their forehead with a scalpel.
How important is your sexual identity (gay, bi, straight) to your sense of self?
Mostly irrelevant. I've always been straight.
If you woke up in bed, naked, with a member of the sex you don't normally fuck, how would you react?
Wouldnae really bother be because I know it wouldnae be a sexual thing.
If your partner admitted, while extremely drunk, to a fetish you find distasteful, what would you do?
Maybe give it a shot to test my theory, but I'd be honest and tell her I might nay like it.
Have you ever dressed in costume as part of sex?
Aye...
Have you ever tried any form of bondage?
Aye, but it was very softcore and I didnae like it.
Do you enjoy pain during sex? Yours or your partner's?
I've tried the pain thing too. It just made me lose my boner.
If your partner told you he/she desired a threesome, how would you react?
Before we were married, I might've considered it depending who the third person was. Now, nay. Marriage is too scared. I dinnae share.
Would you ever try swinging?
See above.
What is the maximum number of people you would sleep with at one time?
I've been involved in an orgy once, so there was quite a few people there. It was okay. Never did it again.
Have you ever toyed with the idea of double penetration?
No.
If one partner cuts off all sexual contact, is it acceptable for the deprived partner to cheat?
Fucking no. Never. I dinnae care why.
What's a sexual deal-breaker for you? The one thing you will NOT do for anybody?
Scat or watersports.
Say you have a kid. What sort of attitude towards sex would you want them to grow up to have?
Oh, aye. Now that I have a wee boy, I can answer this sort of thing honestly. Protection, respect, mind-over-matter, and nay ever let your pals dare you into bollocking the bargirl.
The joys joys, or just having a wee fiddle? Let's just go with the first time I got myself off, so around 13, I think.
How old were you when you first did anything sexual with another person?
I was an early bloomer... it was just after my 14th birthday.
How many sexual partners have you had?
Nay way I could possibly know accurately. There's been a lot of one nighters.
Have you ever had unprotected sex? Why?
I'm married, so aye. I dinnae use protection anymore.
What term to you prefer to use when saying you had sex? (Got laid, fucked, made love, etc.) Is there a difference in your mind between such terms?
Making love, getting off, getting laid, shagging, bonking... etc, etc. There is loads of difference in the terms. Basically you can have sex or sex with feelings. That's the difference.
Have you ever used common household objects for sexual purposes?
Aye, I have done.
Do you own sex toys?
Aye.
She-male porn! Yes or no?
Nay, not really my taste.
Your current partner has had way more sexual partners than you. How do you react?
She hasnae, we spoke about this. There were some lassies in the past I was with that had, though. I didnae bother me so long as they werenae going to give me any STDs.
You have had way more sexual partners than your current partner. How do you react?
Aye, this was more the case. I was honest with her. We spoke about it. I've always been careful, though.
Would you have sex with a person who you hated if you were extremely physically attracted to them?
No.
Would you have sex with someone you cared deeply for, but had no physical attraction to?
Nay now because I'm happily married, but in the past, maybe.
Would you dump someone for refusing to give you head?
Nay, that's just shite. Nay everyone likes oral.
Do YOU ever refuse to give head?
Nay, it's always been a big turn on for me.
Spit or swallow?
I always wondered what I would do if I was gay, but never settled on an answer.
What have you had up your butt for sexual reasons?
A few things. I'm nay opposed to experimenting.
Would you ever consider fisting?
Er, no. Nothing that big.
Have you ever sneezed during a sex act?
Aye.
Farted?
Oh, aye... kinda comes with the territory when you're in a close relationship. If it needs out, it needs out, aye? We just have a wee giggle and get back on with it.
Do you prefer to face your partner during intercourse, or away?
Aye, mostly facing but I love spooning sex too.
Do you have a favourite position? If so, what?
My wife on my lap, legs wrapped around me.
Where indoors do you prefer to have sex? (Bed, floor, shower, etc.)
Bed is always the best because you can go at it til your heart's content. But I love getting it on in the bath, too.
Do you enjoy having sex outdoors?
Oh, aye.
Have you used sex toys (vibrators, dildos, etc) with a partner? If not, how do you feel about doing so?
Aye, Tara and I experimented a lot when my nether regions werenae working too well. It's always fun now and again.
Would you ever take erotic photos of yourself or make sex tapes?
Aye, and aye... have done both.
Do you enjoy being watched while having intercourse/masturbating?
Only by my wife.
Would you enjoy watching your partner Masturbate? Have sex with someone else?
I fucking love watching her masturbate, but if anyone else comes near her, I'll tear their balls off and pin them to their forehead with a scalpel.
How important is your sexual identity (gay, bi, straight) to your sense of self?
Mostly irrelevant. I've always been straight.
If you woke up in bed, naked, with a member of the sex you don't normally fuck, how would you react?
Wouldnae really bother be because I know it wouldnae be a sexual thing.
If your partner admitted, while extremely drunk, to a fetish you find distasteful, what would you do?
Maybe give it a shot to test my theory, but I'd be honest and tell her I might nay like it.
Have you ever dressed in costume as part of sex?
Aye...
Have you ever tried any form of bondage?
Aye, but it was very softcore and I didnae like it.
Do you enjoy pain during sex? Yours or your partner's?
I've tried the pain thing too. It just made me lose my boner.
If your partner told you he/she desired a threesome, how would you react?
Before we were married, I might've considered it depending who the third person was. Now, nay. Marriage is too scared. I dinnae share.
Would you ever try swinging?
See above.
What is the maximum number of people you would sleep with at one time?
I've been involved in an orgy once, so there was quite a few people there. It was okay. Never did it again.
Have you ever toyed with the idea of double penetration?
No.
If one partner cuts off all sexual contact, is it acceptable for the deprived partner to cheat?
Fucking no. Never. I dinnae care why.
What's a sexual deal-breaker for you? The one thing you will NOT do for anybody?
Scat or watersports.
Say you have a kid. What sort of attitude towards sex would you want them to grow up to have?
Oh, aye. Now that I have a wee boy, I can answer this sort of thing honestly. Protection, respect, mind-over-matter, and nay ever let your pals dare you into bollocking the bargirl.