charloft | Sunday random character meme
Sunday random prompt: HERE
THE LIST
1. Tara
2. Patrick
3. Riley
4. Chase
5. Evie
6. Aiden
7. Tab
8. Luke
9. Beth
10. Keiran
THE QUESTIONS
-Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house. What happens?
Chase invites Riley and Luke to dinner? I dinnae know what happens, but I know there would likely be beer and porn involved.
-Nine tries to get Five to go to a strip club. How?
Beth tries to get Evie to go to a strip club. Oh shit. The fact one is Riley's ex and the other is is current fiancee could pose some wee difficulties there... although, their taste in guys would probably be the same. Hmm.
-You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Who do you choose, One or Six?
Tara or Aiden... sorry Aiden, buddy. Gotta pick the wife. I might actually get lucky. I live in hope.
-Three falls in love with Six, Eight is jealous. What happens?
Riley falls in love with Aiden and Luke is jealous. I'm sorry, I need a moment while I piss myself laughing here. I have a feeling this would create a very bloody and catastrophic World War Three in Princeton.
-Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten, Two or Seven?
Chase, you arsehole. After all I've done for you. Unless it's jumping in the good way? So, Keiran, Pat or Tab. It would be Tab. I'm sure she could kick the most arse. Although, her fetish for Aussies might go against me.
-One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
Erm, we're probably doing it on the kitchen counter...
-Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they choose?
Riley has to marry Luke, Chase or Beth. Well, mate, you go for any of them and you're gonna get you're arse well kicked by their SO's, so go you're up shit creek anyway.
-Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Tab kidnaps Pat and demands something from Evie for his release. How about we just go with Riley?
-Everyone gangs up on Three, does Three have a chance in hell?
Riley, you're getting a tough break here. I'm going no and he probably wouldnae bother, either. What bloke would with all these lassies ganging up on him? You'd be lucky to come out with a shred of testicle left.
-Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding, except for Eight. How do they react?
This is wrong for so many reasons. I have no answer.
-Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Aiden afraid of Tab? I think everyone has a reason to be afraid of Tab at some point... at least so Riley says.
-One arrives late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Nothing probably happens and it was probably because I was getting it on with her.
-Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up in your house. What happens?
These two are seeming to end up together a lot... that's kind worrying. Evie and Beth roaring drunk at home. Right, I'm going to Riley's.
-Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
Um, hello? I'm two's best friend and I object! I hope he takes dramatic and colourful revenge!
-Six and One are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six save himself or One?
Aiden and Tara are in mortal danger... I think he would save Tara. At least, he fucking better.
-Two and Three go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Patrick and Riley camping and forgetting to bring food... alone in a tent, I'm sure they could occupy themselves. Sorry Aiden and Evie ;)
THE LIST
1. Tara
2. Patrick
3. Riley
4. Chase
5. Evie
6. Aiden
7. Tab
8. Luke
9. Beth
10. Keiran
THE QUESTIONS
-Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house. What happens?
Chase invites Riley and Luke to dinner? I dinnae know what happens, but I know there would likely be beer and porn involved.
-Nine tries to get Five to go to a strip club. How?
Beth tries to get Evie to go to a strip club. Oh shit. The fact one is Riley's ex and the other is is current fiancee could pose some wee difficulties there... although, their taste in guys would probably be the same. Hmm.
-You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Who do you choose, One or Six?
Tara or Aiden... sorry Aiden, buddy. Gotta pick the wife. I might actually get lucky. I live in hope.
-Three falls in love with Six, Eight is jealous. What happens?
Riley falls in love with Aiden and Luke is jealous. I'm sorry, I need a moment while I piss myself laughing here. I have a feeling this would create a very bloody and catastrophic World War Three in Princeton.
-Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten, Two or Seven?
Chase, you arsehole. After all I've done for you. Unless it's jumping in the good way? So, Keiran, Pat or Tab. It would be Tab. I'm sure she could kick the most arse. Although, her fetish for Aussies might go against me.
-One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
Erm, we're probably doing it on the kitchen counter...
-Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they choose?
Riley has to marry Luke, Chase or Beth. Well, mate, you go for any of them and you're gonna get you're arse well kicked by their SO's, so go you're up shit creek anyway.
-Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Tab kidnaps Pat and demands something from Evie for his release. How about we just go with Riley?
-Everyone gangs up on Three, does Three have a chance in hell?
Riley, you're getting a tough break here. I'm going no and he probably wouldnae bother, either. What bloke would with all these lassies ganging up on him? You'd be lucky to come out with a shred of testicle left.
-Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding, except for Eight. How do they react?
This is wrong for so many reasons. I have no answer.
-Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Aiden afraid of Tab? I think everyone has a reason to be afraid of Tab at some point... at least so Riley says.
-One arrives late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Nothing probably happens and it was probably because I was getting it on with her.
-Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up in your house. What happens?
These two are seeming to end up together a lot... that's kind worrying. Evie and Beth roaring drunk at home. Right, I'm going to Riley's.
-Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
Um, hello? I'm two's best friend and I object! I hope he takes dramatic and colourful revenge!
-Six and One are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six save himself or One?
Aiden and Tara are in mortal danger... I think he would save Tara. At least, he fucking better.
-Two and Three go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Patrick and Riley camping and forgetting to bring food... alone in a tent, I'm sure they could occupy themselves. Sorry Aiden and Evie ;)