just_fck_me | 5.6. TEN songs you would have (or have had) sex to
5.6. TEN songs you would have (or have had) sex to
1. Scotland the Brave. What? It was under the bleachers at school during the football final. Nay my fault.
2. I Love The Nightlife. It was disco night at the pub. I was bored and the music sucked... so did she.
3. Bad to the Bone. Or should I say 'Bad to the Boner'?
4. Jingle Bells. It was the long version. We made it back to sing the final chorus.
5. MMMBop. Feck off, I was sixteen and it wasnae my CD. I wasnae stopping to change the track for anyone. There is no FF button on a dick.
6. Pump It. Aye, surely did.
7. Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves. She wasnae that night.
8. Eye of the Tiger. This was a dare. My pal dared me to seduce a lassie to this to see if she would get pissed off. Please - you can make anything a fuck song if you know what you're doing.
9. I Need a Hero. I was high, my wife is hot, radio was too far out of reach to switch off.
10. Bohemian Rhapsody. She was a bad lay - I needed something to get me through it.
1. Scotland the Brave. What? It was under the bleachers at school during the football final. Nay my fault.
2. I Love The Nightlife. It was disco night at the pub. I was bored and the music sucked... so did she.
3. Bad to the Bone. Or should I say 'Bad to the Boner'?
4. Jingle Bells. It was the long version. We made it back to sing the final chorus.
5. MMMBop. Feck off, I was sixteen and it wasnae my CD. I wasnae stopping to change the track for anyone. There is no FF button on a dick.
6. Pump It. Aye, surely did.
7. Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves. She wasnae that night.
8. Eye of the Tiger. This was a dare. My pal dared me to seduce a lassie to this to see if she would get pissed off. Please - you can make anything a fuck song if you know what you're doing.
9. I Need a Hero. I was high, my wife is hot, radio was too far out of reach to switch off.
10. Bohemian Rhapsody. She was a bad lay - I needed something to get me through it.