just_fck_me | 1.3. TEN erotic memories
1.3. TEN erotic memories
1. Tara’s lips the first time I kissed her. I cannae help that they made me think dirty thoughts.
2. Tara’s hand down my pants the first time we saw a movie together. I probably shouldnae mention it was Harry Potter…
3. Riding Tara on the kitchen table… right before her parents walked in and right before I had a chance to come. Damnit. Nay exactly an ideal ‘meet the parents’ moment but fuck it was a good shag up ‘til then.
4. Tara seeing me in my kilt for the first time. I limped away chafed and with a smile on my face.
5. Hospital elevator. Going down? Aye, please.
6. First time I tried Viagra. After I finished giggling over the fact I had a boner, man it was hot.
7. Living room floor when I was in nothing but a towel and buzzing from a hit of pot. Tara came home looking all pregnant and glowy. I just had to have her.
8. Every single shag we’ve had since Tara fell pregnant. Pregnancy hormones FTW. I cannae keep up, but I’ll fecking try my damnest.
9. Our wedding night. That’s reason alone to get hitched.
10. On the banks of Loch Ness on our honeymoon. At least one monster was out that day, and I’m nay talking about my willy.
1. Tara’s lips the first time I kissed her. I cannae help that they made me think dirty thoughts.
2. Tara’s hand down my pants the first time we saw a movie together. I probably shouldnae mention it was Harry Potter…
3. Riding Tara on the kitchen table… right before her parents walked in and right before I had a chance to come. Damnit. Nay exactly an ideal ‘meet the parents’ moment but fuck it was a good shag up ‘til then.
4. Tara seeing me in my kilt for the first time. I limped away chafed and with a smile on my face.
5. Hospital elevator. Going down? Aye, please.
6. First time I tried Viagra. After I finished giggling over the fact I had a boner, man it was hot.
7. Living room floor when I was in nothing but a towel and buzzing from a hit of pot. Tara came home looking all pregnant and glowy. I just had to have her.
8. Every single shag we’ve had since Tara fell pregnant. Pregnancy hormones FTW. I cannae keep up, but I’ll fecking try my damnest.
9. Our wedding night. That’s reason alone to get hitched.
10. On the banks of Loch Ness on our honeymoon. At least one monster was out that day, and I’m nay talking about my willy.