[fic] Hazards of cold-weather camping (One Piece, ZoLu smut)

[drcalvin]

Title: Hazards of cold-weather camping
Pairing/Characters: Zoro/Luffy (cameos from Usopp, Robin and Brook)
Rating: Very much NC-17
Warnings: Unusual use of Gum-Gum Fruit abilities. I had to draw a stick-figure diagram to keep up with things, if we put it like that. Also no beta (yet)
Timeline/Spoilers: Takes place around chapter 660, Punk Hazard

Comments

[drcalvin]

^___^ Thank you!

Okay, confession time: I'd been loosely plotting several what-if scenarios at PH (the hot, the cold, the body-swap... so much to play with!!!) and your prompt gave me the excuse to sit down and finish one of them.

Haha, with Usopp, I'm basically pulling the old "I want what SHE just ordered!" joke ;) Like, he's probably been unwilling audience before, so he knows this is something extra nice. Anything that can make Luffy sound like THAT ought to be worth trying at least once, ne? I bet he and Robin heard more than a little of their arguments too,

As much as their position confused me at first

Yeah, I figured. that might happen. I've asked my beta to go through this. But becasue she's busy and I'm about to become super busy, I didn't want to leave it until we were both done. Hopefully in a not too far-off future, there'll be a second version of this with slightly clearer body positions.

But if you imagine it as a weird wrong-way-around 69 position,with Luffy's legs over Zoro, it becomes clearer. I just don't think Luffy has the sexual vocabulary to describe it in that way ^^;;;

[ichigo_otaku01]

Finding excuses to use plot bunnies in the works, I've done that before. : ) Glad I could give you an opportunity to use one of your own ideas! And yes, with Usopp I just can't help but giggle at his curiosity.

As for the position, while it did take a couple rereads, it started to make sense. It also doesn't help that I read while sitting at a very crowded table of Magic players and college students, so really most confusion is on my part. It's still absolutely awesome and one of the things I love about this pairing.

[drcalvin]

Best thing about writing Luffy having sex: Nobody can accuse you of him having an unrealistically long reach. Also, sudden extra limbs can be blamed on Robin :P

You're braver than I am, m'dear, I never even dare read fic at the train in case of /homg/ someone reading over my shoulder and noticing a s-e-x s-c-e-n-e.

[ichigo_otaku01]

Thumbs up on that! xD

I couldn't wait. I really had to read it the moment I saw it. It also provided the most hilarious reaction when after reading my friend (who I jokingly call my son- one of many) looked at me with a donut and started pulling Zoro's stunt with the donut hole. I turned so red in the face and told him "NEVER AGAIN" while trying not to laugh so hard.

[drcalvin]

*lolz at the image of your friend rimming a donut* Did it shoot cream-filled spunk at him too ;P

[ichigo_otaku01]

No, I'm afraid the only getting a foodgasm in that situation was my friend. xD