This worked out pretty good...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, drbab sent to me...
Twelve lydieres drumming
Eleven harmanhays piping
Ten mamakasts a-leaping
Nine horsenthistles dancing
Eight cantkeepquiets a-milking
Seven datistas a-swimming
Six elysesewells a-laying
Five sa-a-a-aiphiels
Four tom_cat_42s
Three suzdawgs
Two karpouzians
...and a LiveJournal meme in a pear tree.