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just something to say to the girl who writes to me.
you signed your letter
"waiting for the day you die"
but what you don't realize is no
one has waited longer than I
look what i found:
1-Thou shall not sneak out while parents are sleeping...why wait?
2-Thou shall not do drugs...alcohol lasts longer.
3-Thou shall not steal from K-mart...Wal-Mart has a bigger selection.
4-Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism...destruction has a bigger effect.
5-Thou shall not steal from thy parents...everyone knows grandma has more.
6-Thou shall not get in fights...just start them.
7-Thou shall not skip class...just take the whole day off.
8-Thou shall not strip in class...hooters pays more.
9-Thou shall not think about having sex...as Nike says "Just Do It".
10-Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street...just leave them in the middle.