Rick. I am not a lightweight. but this guy Ggave me a bunch of mixed drinks you know how when you mixx a bunch of drinks you get really drunk reallyy fast thats me i don't think anyones ever drank me under the table untill today. seriously. i can outdrink Easy sleazy raub for gods sake
what. NO. dont kill that dog i love dogs
i'm pretty sure im going to regret that comment in the morning. can i apologise in advance?
Why.?
Rick you need to be drunk
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You're operating under the assumption that I'm not.
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Well don't bullshitt me Rick are you or arent you
are we depressed because we're drunk?
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Allow me to exploit your drunkenness and be vomitously coy for a moment, etc.
There is a dog pissing in my pot plants. I believe I'm closer to irate, though not because I'm drunk.
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stop messing with my head rick!
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Mollify an old man and reassure me you're at least drinking somewhere moderately safe.
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bar?
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Adequate. Make sure the bartender calls you a cab.
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mads was here somewhere i think shell get me home safely but she doesnt want to be seen wiith me! god dammit where's my purse
are yourr plants alright rick
you know i actually think youre pretty sexy
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Well, you are drunker than sin, love. Mads, she can hold her liquor. Wouldn't do to have her seen in the company of a lightweight.
Whatever damage is done will be compensated for by the death of the dog, I'm sure.
Ah. Cheers, love, but I've not had nearly enough lager for this conversation.
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Rick. I am not a lightweight. but this guy Ggave me a bunch of mixed drinks you know how when you mixx a bunch of drinks you get really drunk reallyy fast thats me i don't think anyones ever drank me under the table untill today. seriously. i can outdrink Easy sleazy raub for gods sake
what. NO. dont kill that dog i love dogs
i'm pretty sure im going to regret that comment in the morning. can i apologise in advance?
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Mixed drinks or not, your night of debauchery is now forever recorded in my Compendium for future amusement.
Pissing. In my pot plants.
Consider it forgotten, have another pint, etc.
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im going to hate you tomorrow arent I Rick
it sensess the hate you havf for it!
yay!
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Aye.
[a short arrow drawn back up to 'Pissing. In my pot plants.' with 'pissing' and 'pot plants' doubly underlined]
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Nutrients?
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No. Not nutrients.
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