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drawnin January 30 2008, 17:29:10 UTC

Like I would let an old lady kick my ass. How embarrassing would that be?

Self-defense?

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dontcallmespot January 30 2008, 17:30:49 UTC
Yeah man, judges would understand. Just don't get one of those crazy old lady judges. They stick together.

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drawnin January 30 2008, 17:45:30 UTC

You're right. Or hopefully I don't get Judge Judy or something. She would probably get on my ass about the abuse of old people though.

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dontcallmespot January 30 2008, 17:46:39 UTC
Oh hells yes, Judge Judy is one crazy old bitch. In fact, I bet she beats people with umbrellas all the TIME.

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drawnin January 30 2008, 17:52:02 UTC

I BET that was in her in disguise. And there were cameras filming me for her show.

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dontcallmespot January 30 2008, 17:52:32 UTC
Oh man, you are so totally screwed. Sorry, dude.

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drawnin January 30 2008, 17:54:31 UTC

That's so helpful. I need a lawyer to sue Judge Judy, ASAP.

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dontcallmespot January 30 2008, 17:55:52 UTC
I'll come to your trial.

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drawnin January 30 2008, 17:57:29 UTC

Can you testify on my behalf?

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dontcallmespot January 30 2008, 17:58:57 UTC
No way! Then I'd have crazy old ladies pissed at ME too. Fuck that.

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drawnin January 30 2008, 18:00:21 UTC

You know that thing on television where we darken the light around you so we just see a shadow of a person and we make your voice all deep and ugly? We'll do that.

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