everywhere in LA there are dirty cars that say "please wash me." I started getting really annoyed, thinking that its so predictable to see that now adays and then questioning and wondering if it could actually be some form of satire yatta yatta, BUT THEN I was driving down PCH in Malibu and I see a dirty car with words on it, but this time it says "i wish my wife was as dirty as my car" and that made everything better and normal again.
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I had a really embarrassing moment today that i just remembered. so my mom, bro and i are standing on this cliff watching surfers down below when corey and i start singing. i take off in some western songs and then start singing dont break my heart my achey breaky heart. before this corey was singing along but he didnt follow me into this song. so im singing with a thick southern accent. i start to drone off cause i dont know the words so then im like hey lets switch it up a little bit. so i start with this janet jackson song that goes in a real high voice "all the boyz in the party...( i think)" and thats all i know. i start shakin my hips and butt getting real into it and i swish my head around to see this guy standing right behind me. then i start thinking man how long has he been standing there and he says "hey dont stop singing." i turn around quickly, ask corey whats going on and then corey says that hes been standing there since dont break my heart. so now im thinking damn why did i choose that stupid janet jackson song where i had to sing all high and shake my hips.