Gettin' Tough on Puff
I shouldn't be surprised my previous "purdy picture post" got a next-to-nil response. While I snapped them at truly spiritual moments of awe and wonder....I realized they must bring to many-a-minds those inane dentist office/cubicle-adorning inspirational posters.... an art form neither I nor many of those I gladly call "friends" would go ga-ga for....So here's something more akin to our black senses of taste.... straight out of [to be said with hands firmly on hips and that cock-headed sitcom smile] The "Oh! Tokyo!!" files.... one of a dozen oddly poetic, guilty-tripping, anti-smoking campaign ads. Which reminds me....
[Claws off day-old nicotine patch, replaces directly over jugular, while simultaneously lighting up unfiltered, black-market Chinese cigarillo in the presence of an asthmatic fetus and ravenously fantasizing about licking inside of community ashtray.]
Also, an unknown type of glassware product questionably named. No explanation available, none desired.
[Claws off day-old nicotine patch, replaces directly over jugular, while simultaneously lighting up unfiltered, black-market Chinese cigarillo in the presence of an asthmatic fetus and ravenously fantasizing about licking inside of community ashtray.]
Also, an unknown type of glassware product questionably named. No explanation available, none desired.