Feb 26, 2008 12:33
For the second day in a row, I have had a dream filled nap.
This is weird for several reasons:
1) I hardly EVER dream. I mean, I'm sure they happen, but if I usually only remember it once a year, if that.
2) Not that different a scenario.
Today, dream me was late for a class he couldn't remember the location to. He runs into girl #1 who takes him up to her room. She is African-American with a build similar to my girlfriend's in real life. Nothing happens despite her begging because he is late for class.
He goes through the streets of the city to find his class building. The street turns into a grocery store, of all things. He is confronted by two girls. One seems to be the manager of the store and is talking with him. The other, girl#2, begins rubbing all up against him. She's a super scrawny brunette. I doubt this level of thin is possible in real life.
There's a sex montage.
It gets less "evil me" from there, but it is night time. The last girl is with me and a few other people I don't recall. We see several African-American males in stereotypical clothing going to the bathroom in public in separate areas around us. One is off to the side in the trees. The other is squatting next to a tree growing out of the sidewalk next to the road.
There are a few other pieces. A Powerpoint presentation going through a how to guide on something girl#2 is looking at on a nice dining room table. I'm pretty sure it was some kind of Adobe product. I remember pie charts.
I honestly want to punch dream me in the gonads for this. Why can't he behave? It's like he can't control his baser animal instincts. It sincerely scares me.