Last Will and Testament
Am dying of boredom. Seamus, if I really pop off, make sure that Hannah Abbott girl gets nowhere near my chocolate frog cards. I guess I better divide up the rest of my stuff. Lav, you get my art gear, since all that make-up claptrap you're always going on about is kind of like art.
Seamus, I leave you my little black book. Do with it what you will. I just ask that you be nice to the girls listed in pink.
Ron, my West Ham poster collection is yours. May you one day charm the football players to move.
Harry, Neville. To you I leave my comic book collection. You know, my special comic book collection. Do not let your gran find it, Nev, you'll never live it down.
I think that's it. Oh! Wait.
Sally-Ann Perks, my Scrabble game is yours, though it's missing a letter.
Right. That's it for me. I'm off to waste away now. And maybe do homework. Same thing, really.
Seamus, I leave you my little black book. Do with it what you will. I just ask that you be nice to the girls listed in pink.
Ron, my West Ham poster collection is yours. May you one day charm the football players to move.
Harry, Neville. To you I leave my comic book collection. You know, my special comic book collection. Do not let your gran find it, Nev, you'll never live it down.
I think that's it. Oh! Wait.
Sally-Ann Perks, my Scrabble game is yours, though it's missing a letter.
Right. That's it for me. I'm off to waste away now. And maybe do homework. Same thing, really.