Dear 2009
yes, hello there. It’s Kat. you may know me from such years as 1986, 2004, 1776 and 2008. I just wanted to give you a heads up that so far, these past three months? You have failed at being as awesome as promised.
Proof: [edited list]
* 3 friends in the hospital in 3 months
* Moving out of 202
* Nate losing his house
* Chelsea losing her house
* Chelsea’s guinea pigs
* Jesse needing to move away
* Damaging my articulated cartilage in my knee
* My computer exploding inside
* WENDY MULLER
* Phuongs surgery
* Pati’s turning into a piece of shit college bar
* a bad hair cut
* Bing’s Grandma dying
* Bing’s family trying to steal her dead G-Ma’s ashes
* Ryans intestine exploding
* losing $40 on the bus when I wasnt even drunk
I could go on, 2009, but I think Ive proven my point fairly well. Granted a few good things have come out of these past three months but dude - not nearly enough to make up for it. And thats just in the sphere of influence that directly affects me. There is so much more, you know?
Please shape up? We have 9 more months of you and I need them to turn around really badly. Thank you.
(I was going to end this with “No Love, Kat” but instead I think I will end it as follows, 2009, because it seems more accurate.)
With hope,
Kat
Proof: [edited list]
* 3 friends in the hospital in 3 months
* Moving out of 202
* Nate losing his house
* Chelsea losing her house
* Chelsea’s guinea pigs
* Jesse needing to move away
* Damaging my articulated cartilage in my knee
* My computer exploding inside
* WENDY MULLER
* Phuongs surgery
* Pati’s turning into a piece of shit college bar
* a bad hair cut
* Bing’s Grandma dying
* Bing’s family trying to steal her dead G-Ma’s ashes
* Ryans intestine exploding
* losing $40 on the bus when I wasnt even drunk
I could go on, 2009, but I think Ive proven my point fairly well. Granted a few good things have come out of these past three months but dude - not nearly enough to make up for it. And thats just in the sphere of influence that directly affects me. There is so much more, you know?
Please shape up? We have 9 more months of you and I need them to turn around really badly. Thank you.
(I was going to end this with “No Love, Kat” but instead I think I will end it as follows, 2009, because it seems more accurate.)
With hope,
Kat