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Begun with this picture, taken on the bus:
Leah: she mullet frightens all
Kat: yes
Kat: it was also a particularlly good one cause she was in a bright yellow mini skirt
Leah: she should learn only freddy mercury can pull of bright clothing with questional hair and moustache styles
Kat: yes. and by gum was he good at it!@
Leah: makes the ladiess growwwwwwl
Kat: HAHAHAHAHA! yes ma'am!
Leah: hahaha
Kat: oh freddy! you so dreamy! *underpaaaaants!*
Leah:you know... that actually makes a better away message.
Kat: hah! that is awesome!
Leah is Away: "Kat: oh freddy! you so dreamy! *underpaaaaants!*"
Leah: percisely is
Kat: how are we so good?!
Leah: must be magical
Kat: basically.
Kat: we are gifted ladies
Kat: FEAR US, MANKIND!, AND OUR AWESOMENESS
Kat: for we are the chosen, and shall smite thee
Kat: ...like, if you, you know, dont listen to us and stuff...
Leah: or....if you arent very pretty when you should be. so you know...try and be pretty
Kat: yeah
Kat: otherwise freddy might get pissed and stuff
Kat: and no one wants that
Kat: cause like
Kat: the mustache? he takes that shit OFF
Leah: plus
Kat: and then youre all "shiiiiit" and youre owned
Kat: like, in the face!
Leah: red leather is totally constricting
Leah: so you dont want to get aggitated
Leah: we're awesome.
Leah: it could become an issue. if you're not as awesome as we are.
Leah: just... not so good for you
Kat: right
Kat: better watch yourself world!
Leah: ... or the pants are coming to get ya!
Kat: riding on the mustache!!!!
Kat: HAH!
Leah: none of that side saddle stuff either.
Kat: nope! full on crotch rocket mustache style!
Leah: hahaha
Kat: this is probably one of the best conversations anyone has ever had
Leah: i so put crotch rocket in facebook quotes
Kat: yesss! infamy!
Leah: where all things crotch rocket belong!
Leah: i totally have to say crotch rocket more often.
Kat: basically. its classic dude! like, its hilarious and gross and awesome and bad all at the same time
Leah: the awesome plays a really big part. or that might just be because of freddy mercury effect
Kat: he does make everything he touches GOLD
Leah: freddy mercury and crotch fit well together.
Kat: yes
Leah: i forgot to write rocket.
Leah: but it still works
Kat: hahaha! classic!
Leah: except it sounds a whole new level of dirty
Kat: basically
Kat: and like you said
Kat: still works
Leah: i just added that to your facebook wall
Leah: as recipe for remembering even long after you wake up tomorrow and must do things like work and class where you simply cant talk about freddy crotch rockets
Kat: heaven forbid a time like that should ever come!
Leah: tis a shameful world when that occurs
Kat: yes
Leah: i just dont know anyone else who can possibly understand the magnitude of freddy's pants. and his impressive facial hair
Leah: WE MUST CHANGE THE WORLD
Kat: Or at least ALERT THEM
Kat: they must be told leah
Leah: it's after 12:30 (on this side of the country) i have no classes tomorrow -- i feel ambitious
Kat: sweet! we shall spread it upon the world like a reverse plague!
Leah: and with fewer rats
Kat: HAHAHA!