001 Hooray I'm here!!

[drawin_on_trees]

Oh boy! I finally got here! And just in time too because school starts soon!

This place is SOOOO BIIIIG wow! It's a lot bigger than my dumb old school! I’m gonna make a lot of friends here! I wonder if I can turn them into Octoroks!I have a computer! I never had my own computer before! I used the one in Mrs. Hinklebottom’s class at my old school

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[sexy_harem]

Skull Kids can study here?

Maybe I should get the all the girls enrolled.

[drawin_on_trees]

That's my name, don't wear it out!

[sexy_harem]

I didn't think your kind could leave the Lost Woods.

[drawin_on_trees]

What are the Lost Woods?

[sexy_harem]

...where you from, Kid?

[drawin_on_trees]

Teeeeermina.

[sexy_harem]

Never heard of the place. Maybe I should go take a little visit.

Anyway. Ganondorf Gerudo Dragmire. King of the Gerudos and your Sexual Education teacher. Should be pretty hilarious to teach you about that, henhenhen

[drawin_on_trees]

What do you do in Sexual Education??

[sexy_harem]

You want the long or the short version?

[drawin_on_trees]

I think I need the short version because my teacher always said I had a short attenshuntion span.

[sexy_harem]

*Insert very juice details here about male and female bodies, and the birds and the bees, in other words SEX, SEX, SEX*

...and that's the short story.

[drawin_on_trees]

[drawin_on_trees]

What's a vachinal disscharge?

[impish_shadow]

[sexy_harem]

I think you mean Vaginal Discharge, Kid.

*Basically, he went on about this much like the webpage here*

[drawin_on_trees]

Ohhh.

What's a monthly cycle?