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I'm not certain I've ever been this bored before.

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[ibreakrules]

I'm sure I could provide some entertainment... at least it would be entertaining for me.

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You're not entertaining.

[ibreakrules]

Really? Throwing things at your head could be very amusing.

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Not for long, it wouldn't be. Then it would simply be fatal.

[ibreakrules]

You're right... you probably would die if I threw my bed at you... Huh. Guess I'll have to pick something lighter.

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Unlikely. My kaa would just have some target practice, not that it needs it.

[ibreakrules]

Heh. How about I spike your drink with that potion of Lab's that I hit Clone with?

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As though I would drink something you went near. And I still have to kill you for that.

[ibreakrules]

Saved his life didn't I? No... you probably wouldn't... but how much of a fight could you put up, gimpy?

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He wouldn't have been in any danger.

We've had this discussion before, but in case it did not sink in, I don't have to move to fight.

[ibreakrules]

Oh right, like you could control where the slabs of concrete that you just happened to knock off the ceiling fell.

And if you had a rather large, sharp object next to your throat?

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I have shielding spells of my own and a kaa, you know. It would have been a non-issue.

You would have no chance getting near enough to me.

[ibreakrules]

Uh huh. So says the man with the broken leg.

I live next door... I'm close enough given the window.

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That was an entirely different situation. I was not hit by a flying rock, you know.

...When did you get next door?

[ibreakrules]

Oh no, you were the one flying and the rock stayed still. Big difference.

Since... always? Heh. I just missed you too much to stay away.

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It was a very big difference... Mostly in that it was unexpected.

...Wonderful.