Jul 25, 2008 20:35
So what do I do now that I have this extra time and almost a new lease on life?
I'm hoping to write more, finish fixing up my car(anybody remember my old Nissan?), and get back to the gym and give it my all for wrestling!
I kind of like that I'm able to post from work while I'm waiting for a test to finish up:)
And now for a little offbeat writing:
Bodyguard: So what are you going to do now that you've got them locked up in the sub-basement, sir?
Villain: Well gosh, that's a great question. I mean what do I do? Do I let them sit and wallow in their defeat? Do I take the girl and torture her until the big bad boyfriend comes for me enra...
***ALERT*** ***ALERT*** ***ALERT***
Bodyguard: Um, sir... we have a break-out in the sub-basement.
The Villain sinks into his leather chair. His right arm dangling at his side, while his left hand begins to rub his left temple.
Villain: My god, I've become a cliche.
Bodyguard: Sir?
Villain: Don't you get it?!? I let them get away. I stood here jabbering away on what I could to them all the while the figured a way out of their cells.
Bodyguard: Um, buy how could you have known, sir?
Villain: Oh, that's easy, (he chuckles to himself), I let them get out. Makes it fun to watch them get a false sense of hope in their escape.
The Villain pulls a gun from the side of his chair and fires a sinlge round at the Bodyguard. Then presses the button on the intercom.
Villain: Um Cheryl... could you please put a want ad out for a new head of security, yeah, one with imagination. Thanks doll. Oh and secure the first three floors...