heh... I posted this in
haela's comments section...
Now I'll post it here...
Taken from
http://www.googlism.com "zach is jonah"
Where's my damn whale, motha fakoo!?!?!
"zach is hiding in the closet"
it's so dark in here..
"zach is tiki god"
That'll give ya a big head
"zach is really a texas ranger"
Wow, do I get to wear a badge and everything???
"zach is a real person"
No I'm not!!! Quit perpetuating that myth.
"zach is monitored 24 hours a day"
They're watching me... *shivers*
"zach is in the witness protection program"
Shit... my covers blown... *hides*