Attention Citizens (of this or any other planet)!
Atomic Box will be celebrating Valentines Day by conducting an experiment on the attendees of
Katsucon 15 in Washington D.C. While the parameters of the experiment demand, as always, an utmost level of paranoid secrecy, public disclosure laws -- as well as the safety of our gene pool -- require me to say that tentacles, broad-spectrum radiation, and at least one egg beater will be involved.
That said, we invite you all to participate in what will definitely be an almost completely painless procedure, and a really good time that you'll be proud to tell your grandkids about.
However gigantic, multi-limbed, and radioactive they may be.