Mr. Josh's Neighborhood.
To all my fans that have kept up with my livejournal since the summer. Remember when I got into that fight with that 40 year old man? Well yea something similar happend again on my way back from dropping my brother off somewhere.
I'm driving back home and there are these circles in the middle of the intersections in my neighborhood that we have to go around. There is a yield sign for those cars approaching the circles. I'm driving around the circles and out of nowhere a dominoes delivery guy speeds through the circle and ignores the yield sign. The motherfucker almost hits me. I beep the horn and scream out the window (half-thuggish), "WTF, NIGGA?! YOU GOTTA YIELD!!!" He stops the car in the middle of the road and gets out all hardcore looking and shit. He points at me and says, "THE FUCK YOU TALKING TO?!" I'm like wow, this fag really wants to fight me... So I boost the volume of the radio and jump out of the car. I swear... by coincidence, Knuck If You Buck was playing. Wiiiiieeeerd. I look at him and he's approximately 5 foot 6 or 5 foot 8, I couldn't make it out he was about 10 yards in front of me. I give him a hard stare and ask him normally (yet still semi-thuggish), "So, what'chu wanna do, dog?"
I'm already clenching my fists read for him to charge, but he either realized that his pizza was getting cold or that I was about four inches taller than him and was able to rip his throat out of the back of his head and looks at me and then at the sign and says, "Oh, may bad. I didn't see the sign." He then promptly jumps in his car and speeds off. I'm left there fucking thinking... "WTF just happened?!" I then can't stop laughing in the middle of the road and get back into my car. Drive home and write it in here. Wow...
That's another story to archive as a memory.
I'm driving back home and there are these circles in the middle of the intersections in my neighborhood that we have to go around. There is a yield sign for those cars approaching the circles. I'm driving around the circles and out of nowhere a dominoes delivery guy speeds through the circle and ignores the yield sign. The motherfucker almost hits me. I beep the horn and scream out the window (half-thuggish), "WTF, NIGGA?! YOU GOTTA YIELD!!!" He stops the car in the middle of the road and gets out all hardcore looking and shit. He points at me and says, "THE FUCK YOU TALKING TO?!" I'm like wow, this fag really wants to fight me... So I boost the volume of the radio and jump out of the car. I swear... by coincidence, Knuck If You Buck was playing. Wiiiiieeeerd. I look at him and he's approximately 5 foot 6 or 5 foot 8, I couldn't make it out he was about 10 yards in front of me. I give him a hard stare and ask him normally (yet still semi-thuggish), "So, what'chu wanna do, dog?"
I'm already clenching my fists read for him to charge, but he either realized that his pizza was getting cold or that I was about four inches taller than him and was able to rip his throat out of the back of his head and looks at me and then at the sign and says, "Oh, may bad. I didn't see the sign." He then promptly jumps in his car and speeds off. I'm left there fucking thinking... "WTF just happened?!" I then can't stop laughing in the middle of the road and get back into my car. Drive home and write it in here. Wow...
That's another story to archive as a memory.