Oh Yes Please!!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I put gum in
dita_von_teese_'s hair (-12 points). In May I donated bone marrow to
gothfrogette in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I put money in
legomatica's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I helped
tenoshii_angel across the street (6 points). In June I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-392 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Drask