Sep 14, 2007 00:26
--- While scanning old files for my office. After scanning, they are to be thrown away. ---
'Ah yah, die. Forgot in what order the papers are.'
'Ah yah, heck lah, also going to throw away liao.'
'Cannot say like that lah. So inconsiderate.'
'That's quite true. But I don't like this place. If I did, I would put in my effort. But since I don't, too bad.'
'Wah lao, what kind of person are you man? No wonder no one like you.'
*Sulk* 'Yah lor. Why no one like me. I'm not say very not nice what.'
'Yes you are. Just for this little thing you also not willing to work hard.'
'Eh, it's not easy lah! You come try lah, you so smart!'
'I am doing it. And I'm not complaining.'
'That's because I'm the one doing it, not you.'
'It's the same thing lah.'
'Che, whatever.'
...
'I'm talking to myself. This is like, the "this is your conscience" types of stupid stories I read on FF.net. I think I'll blog about this.'
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'How should I blog it? Should it be this format? Yes, yes, then my "conscience" is in italics.'
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'Hm... very smart, very smart. Keke.'
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'Oh shit. I'm thinking about how to blog about stuff WHILE they're happening! Shit, the blog test I took last time is so gone.'
--- While on the bus home. One girl in front of me, was walking past the four-seater. I was going to sit after her. She suddenly stopped and took the seat I was gonna take. ---
'Wah lao, tamade, neh neh. Walk past walk past lah.'
...
'Dammit. This pole hurts.'
--- Walking the short distance back home from the bus stop. This Hillgrove Sec girl and guy are walking ahead of me. They are not walking together, but it looks like they are together but the girl is angry with the guy and ignoring him. ---
'Hm...'
'This girl... don't look too thin. But she also don't look fat leh.'
...
'Her body shape very funny.'
- The guy overtakes me. He has a small smile on his face oO.
'Are they together?'
'Don't think so. But maybe they are, and they're fighting.'
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'But cannot be leh. The girl wearing headphones.'
- They turn left while I continue walking straight.
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'Whatever.'
And today I was talking to my colleague, and I said, "Uh, is this ingoing or outgoing?"
"In, in."
"Okay."
I stall.
Oh shit. I just said ingoing. It's meant to be incoming! Die, die, my english goned. And my engrish is suppose to be good. Lao, now I super sadded.
I'm in Mass Comm, my life revolve around engrish now!
Kill me, someone. Anyone.
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"Did you know?
F = Foxtrot
G = Golf
H = Hotel
I = India
J = Juliet
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#rant