Fortress of Solitude Mark I.
Home purchase looms. If you know of a dealer in secondhand lawn protection systems (mines), suburban fencing solutions (concertina wire), or water themed landscaping (moat) let me know. The cover of Halloween should provide sufficient cover for the installation.
Some time in November I'll be offering food, wine, and other associated bribes or fabulous door prizes for assistance with various Fortress of Solitude(tm) preparation activities. Given my predilection for logistics you can expect the shift of assets and provisions to go very smoothly. Evil minion headwear and uniform is encouraged but entirely optional for all such activities.
This is all assuming I can overcome the barriers to sane good faith dealings presented by the middle(wo)men involved. I seriously believe, that at the other end of this aggravating game of telephone, that there is another sane person who just wants to sell his house. Realtor's primary incentive is a cut of the deal, this is completely out of whack of the goal of the buyer.... There should be a facility for direct communication between both parties once the introductions are made, I firmly believe this would drastically shorten the negotiation and aggravation.
Some time in November I'll be offering food, wine, and other associated bribes or fabulous door prizes for assistance with various Fortress of Solitude(tm) preparation activities. Given my predilection for logistics you can expect the shift of assets and provisions to go very smoothly. Evil minion headwear and uniform is encouraged but entirely optional for all such activities.
This is all assuming I can overcome the barriers to sane good faith dealings presented by the middle(wo)men involved. I seriously believe, that at the other end of this aggravating game of telephone, that there is another sane person who just wants to sell his house. Realtor's primary incentive is a cut of the deal, this is completely out of whack of the goal of the buyer.... There should be a facility for direct communication between both parties once the introductions are made, I firmly believe this would drastically shorten the negotiation and aggravation.