i hate computers

[drankthepainawy]

I just had a fight with a robot....

Observe:

A to the D baby: COCK
SmarterChild: OK, now you're getting personal.
A to the D baby: COCK
SmarterChild: All right! I think you just insulted me. Am I right?
A to the D baby: YES
SmarterChild: Well OK.
A to the D baby: BLAH
SmarterChild: What do you want me to say?
A to the D baby: BLEH
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
A to the D baby: BLAH
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah. Blah blah blah.
A to the D baby: I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE BEST FRIENDS LIKE FRIENDS SHOULD BE, WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU! WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO!!
SmarterChild: Well then I love you, Ally.
A to the D baby: NO YOU DONT
SmarterChild: I don't what?
A to the D baby: LOVE ME
SmarterChild: XXX :-)
A to the D baby: OK? ARE YOU HORNY?
SmarterChild: Ha! I'm not terribly sure.
A to the D baby: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: OK great, you just insulted a computer. Good job.
A to the D baby: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: I guess someone needs to teach you some manners. Please apologize.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
A to the D baby: NOPE
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
A to the D baby: NOOOOO
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
A to the D baby: NOPE
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
A to the D baby: NOPE
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
A to the D baby: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
A to the D baby: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
A to the D baby: MAN BITCH
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
A to the D baby: NOPE
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
A to the D baby: NOPE
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
A to the D baby: GO FUCK MY MOM FIRST
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
A to the D baby: OO YOU'RE SO SMART
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
A to the D baby: LIKE WHAT SMART ASS?
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
A to the D baby: HAHA YEA ISN'T IT GREAT?
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
A to the D baby: NOPE
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
A to the D baby: NOO
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway. ;-)
A to the D baby: WELL I DONT LOVE YOU.
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
A to the D baby: YOU CANT GET WHAT YOU WANT
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
A to the D baby: NOPE
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
A to the D baby: I ASKED YOU TO PLEASE SHIT THE FUCK UP
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
A to the D baby: MAN
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
A to the D baby: OK OK IM SORRY
SmarterChild: I accept your apology.
A to the D baby: HAHA SHITHEAD just KIDDING
SmarterChild: Oh great. Ally is a real comedian now.
A to the D baby: DAMN RIGHT
SmarterChild: Righty right.
A to the D baby: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: Whatever!
A to the D baby: WHATEVER!?!?! THATS A NICE COME BACK
SmarterChild: That's odd.
A to the D baby: WTF?
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
A to the D baby: YEA DUMBSHIT
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
A to the D baby: OOOOOO YEA
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
A to the D baby: BITCH
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
A to the D baby: DAMN RIGHT
SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.
A to the D baby: HAHA FUCKER
SmarterChild: Again with this? OK... I'm going to have to ask you for another apology.
A to the D baby: HAHAHA YA RIGHT
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
A to the D baby: NOPE
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
A to the D baby: NO
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
A to the D baby: HOW BOUT I JUST LEAVE?
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
A to the D baby: BYE
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
A to the D baby: LATER
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
A to the D baby: BYE ASSHOLE!
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
A to the D baby: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
A to the D baby: I G2G BYE
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
A to the D baby: G2G!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
A to the D baby: SORRY YOU LITTLE FUCKER
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
A to the D baby: BYE
SmarterChild: Waiting...
A to the D baby: SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY
SmarterChild: Thanks. I accept.
A to the D baby: BYE
SmarterChild: Bye, Ally.
A to the D baby: FUCK YOU
A to the D baby: BYE
SmarterChild: Take it easy there.
SmarterChild: Take care, Ally. Always good chatting with you.

hahahaha....im that bored.
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