whats up with boobs and vaginas?
i have a dog and pretty much a home i can really call home now. my own beer. my own couch. i can play guitar whenever i want. walk around naked when im alone. take hour showers. my own food. i clean alot, i really enjoy it. the fact that something is dirty and i can jsut clean it and make it look not good but great makes me happy. i dont pay any rent, but i clean alot. ive turned this house's frown upside down. i got the new spin next to me right now. dashboard faggot is on the cover. i like his songs but i dont like the vibes i get from his pictures. i wonder if he cried when he tattoed his elbows. but if he were to cry i guess it be cool cause he puts the I in cry. maybe if i were to see him with a beer in his hand it change my opinion. i love drinking beer and sharing the funtime that comes along with it with my friends. even by myself though a beer never lets me down. when i see a beer its all like "wazzup mudafuckah!!!" speak of the devil Mr.Beer is right next door in the fridge
"WAZZUP MUDAFUCKAH!!!" this is great, rambling on and on not giving a shit about shit. page 1 of spin magazine-stupid car add with guy who will be getting some. page 2 and 3-video game "Sex!Drugs!Murder!Just what the Doctor ordered!" the Getaway. i have to get a ps2. page 4 and 5-faggot. page 6 and 7-FUCK TRUTH. page 8 and 9-id like to be driving that truck. page 10 and 11-2 guys 3 girls, some pimp ass brothas. they know whats up. guitar and pussy. page 12-FUCK HAIR. page 13- wheres the rest of the band...Cris "flameboy" Carrabba. page 14 and 15-the people form that commercial. coke is gross. page 16- i dont understand how being gay and weird is cool. page 17-FUCK TOYOTA. page 18- who cares? page 19-who the fuck would wear their hair like that??? page 20-goody got it. page 21-i like smelling good. page 22-pictures of guys who need to get some ass or pussy, whatever suits their nature. page 23-hell yeah mudafuckah. get drunk. page 24-HELL YEAH Julian Casablancas. nothing else said. page 25-shaft is cool but who the fuck is that loser next to DA MAN. page 26-cell phones have currupted me. i cant picture living a day without one. page 27-Eminem. He fucked Brittany Murphy oh so well in 8 mile. i got a boner watching that. page 28 and 29-enough with these stupid cars. page 30- ARMY man. nothing said. page 31-whatever, those guys are boring. page 32-$220,000. page 33- 3 faggots and 2 mutherfuckers who get blonde pussy. page 34-HAHAHAHA i just read that Billy Corgan kicked the singer of the Used in the ribs. HAHAHAHAHAH thats great. id like to break off all the teeth of the Vines with a hammer. That Black Dude is pimpin it with the bling bling eye cover. page 35- how the fuck did this bitch get in this magazine? page 36- this page sucks. page 37- this fuck is scary. i have to turn the page. page 38-interesting. not interesting enough to write about though. page 39-HAHAHAHA JUNGLE FEVER. page 40-hell yeah audioslave, zwan, and sonic youth. show reviews. good reading. page 41-stupid. page 42-man syliva is gay. damn lil romoe has his own brand of bbq chips. fuck. id love to get a bag of that. singer of piebald. i dont really care about him. page 43-rap yo. page 44-i never really liked bikes. page 45-theres those gay and weird people again. page 46-this guy has problems. page 47-HAHHAHAHAAHAHAH. page 48-who diz be? page 49-no boobs no comment. page 50-i feel bad for the kids who have to grow up with those kind of names. Peaches Honeyblossom, Hilarity Ensues, etc... page 51- word up. Vice city is so damn good. page 52-fuck movies. page 53-ditto. page 54-whoah, thats one weird creature. page 55-i miss skateboarding. page 56-bad drawing of homer. page 57-NEXT. page 58-Will Ferrell kicks ass. page 59-gum rymes with cum. page 60-Oh man. i just realized im really horny. page 61-blah. page 62-nothing. whoa i see a police album. page 63- roots dawg. page 64-the vaselines are mentioned. I would have no idea who the hell they were if it wasnt for a dead man. page 65-i could almost see some boob. im still really horny, its only been 5 pages. page 66-i like bjork. page 67-i relaly want to go skydiving..."wazzup mudafuckah"... page 68-dont care. page 69-AUDIBLE is the next big thing. page 70 thru 74-flameboy. page 75-OH NO A ZIT!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
page 76-EMO. the other day i heard kids at the Finch show talking about how Finch is SCREAMO. now i would love the clever person that thought that one up. as if being emo is not enough. page 77-hahaha julian again. oh julian...ure soo silly. page 78 thru 85-nothing of importance. page 86- the ataris. i read their little article thing and what a waste of time that was. page 87 thru 91- nothing worth time. page 92- these girls probably ate eachother out after this performance. page 93 94 95- instead of the mics i think these guys wish it was a penis. page 96-i like the used and i definately like glassjaw. page 97-caca. page 98-Ooooooh so thats what ROCK is. page 99-once again its silly boy, but now its silly boy x 2. im jealous of missy with the cleavage. page 100-FUCK BRIT ROCK. page 101- this is ROCK. page 102- NO BOOM BOOM BOOM, YES BOOB BOOB BOOB. page 103-the white page. page 104 105 106- these bitches are gross. page 107- im fuckin horny. page 108 thru 111-yo yo snoop.
fo shizzle. page 112 thru 115-HAHA SHANANANANANANANEARS. axl hose. page 116-oh hell yeah AVRIL. thats it im jerking off now, fuck the rest of the magazine. threres only 9 pages left. go buy it. goodnight.
"WAZZUP MUDAFUCKAH!!!" this is great, rambling on and on not giving a shit about shit. page 1 of spin magazine-stupid car add with guy who will be getting some. page 2 and 3-video game "Sex!Drugs!Murder!Just what the Doctor ordered!" the Getaway. i have to get a ps2. page 4 and 5-faggot. page 6 and 7-FUCK TRUTH. page 8 and 9-id like to be driving that truck. page 10 and 11-2 guys 3 girls, some pimp ass brothas. they know whats up. guitar and pussy. page 12-FUCK HAIR. page 13- wheres the rest of the band...Cris "flameboy" Carrabba. page 14 and 15-the people form that commercial. coke is gross. page 16- i dont understand how being gay and weird is cool. page 17-FUCK TOYOTA. page 18- who cares? page 19-who the fuck would wear their hair like that??? page 20-goody got it. page 21-i like smelling good. page 22-pictures of guys who need to get some ass or pussy, whatever suits their nature. page 23-hell yeah mudafuckah. get drunk. page 24-HELL YEAH Julian Casablancas. nothing else said. page 25-shaft is cool but who the fuck is that loser next to DA MAN. page 26-cell phones have currupted me. i cant picture living a day without one. page 27-Eminem. He fucked Brittany Murphy oh so well in 8 mile. i got a boner watching that. page 28 and 29-enough with these stupid cars. page 30- ARMY man. nothing said. page 31-whatever, those guys are boring. page 32-$220,000. page 33- 3 faggots and 2 mutherfuckers who get blonde pussy. page 34-HAHAHAHA i just read that Billy Corgan kicked the singer of the Used in the ribs. HAHAHAHAHAH thats great. id like to break off all the teeth of the Vines with a hammer. That Black Dude is pimpin it with the bling bling eye cover. page 35- how the fuck did this bitch get in this magazine? page 36- this page sucks. page 37- this fuck is scary. i have to turn the page. page 38-interesting. not interesting enough to write about though. page 39-HAHAHAHA JUNGLE FEVER. page 40-hell yeah audioslave, zwan, and sonic youth. show reviews. good reading. page 41-stupid. page 42-man syliva is gay. damn lil romoe has his own brand of bbq chips. fuck. id love to get a bag of that. singer of piebald. i dont really care about him. page 43-rap yo. page 44-i never really liked bikes. page 45-theres those gay and weird people again. page 46-this guy has problems. page 47-HAHHAHAHAAHAHAH. page 48-who diz be? page 49-no boobs no comment. page 50-i feel bad for the kids who have to grow up with those kind of names. Peaches Honeyblossom, Hilarity Ensues, etc... page 51- word up. Vice city is so damn good. page 52-fuck movies. page 53-ditto. page 54-whoah, thats one weird creature. page 55-i miss skateboarding. page 56-bad drawing of homer. page 57-NEXT. page 58-Will Ferrell kicks ass. page 59-gum rymes with cum. page 60-Oh man. i just realized im really horny. page 61-blah. page 62-nothing. whoa i see a police album. page 63- roots dawg. page 64-the vaselines are mentioned. I would have no idea who the hell they were if it wasnt for a dead man. page 65-i could almost see some boob. im still really horny, its only been 5 pages. page 66-i like bjork. page 67-i relaly want to go skydiving..."wazzup mudafuckah"... page 68-dont care. page 69-AUDIBLE is the next big thing. page 70 thru 74-flameboy. page 75-OH NO A ZIT!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
page 76-EMO. the other day i heard kids at the Finch show talking about how Finch is SCREAMO. now i would love the clever person that thought that one up. as if being emo is not enough. page 77-hahaha julian again. oh julian...ure soo silly. page 78 thru 85-nothing of importance. page 86- the ataris. i read their little article thing and what a waste of time that was. page 87 thru 91- nothing worth time. page 92- these girls probably ate eachother out after this performance. page 93 94 95- instead of the mics i think these guys wish it was a penis. page 96-i like the used and i definately like glassjaw. page 97-caca. page 98-Ooooooh so thats what ROCK is. page 99-once again its silly boy, but now its silly boy x 2. im jealous of missy with the cleavage. page 100-FUCK BRIT ROCK. page 101- this is ROCK. page 102- NO BOOM BOOM BOOM, YES BOOB BOOB BOOB. page 103-the white page. page 104 105 106- these bitches are gross. page 107- im fuckin horny. page 108 thru 111-yo yo snoop.
fo shizzle. page 112 thru 115-HAHA SHANANANANANANANEARS. axl hose. page 116-oh hell yeah AVRIL. thats it im jerking off now, fuck the rest of the magazine. threres only 9 pages left. go buy it. goodnight.