Exam time

Oct 24, 2011 17:03

And so it begins... the diet involving toxic levels of caffeine with the occasional menthol. Idle procrastination, increased frequency of blogging directly proportional to the proximity of exams and of course more list making...

Today's list, my own checklist of the perfect man...
-must speak french
- ride motorbikes
-play guitar
-like poetry/prose
-accept my quirks
-like camping
-must be good in bed
-must be an excellent kisser
-MUST be a nerd
-must like coffee
-must have an epic music collection
-must have nice hair

and so forth and onward, so basically he has to be beyond perfect....

although one boy has managed to tick 8 boxes once and then I moved states
another also ticked 8 but I never told him I liked him...
another ticked 6 and then cheated
another ticked 4 but he doesnt know either...
another only ticked one, we were only together for 4 days...
another ticked 2 but he was an athlete and hell fit and a perfect stranger so nothing else mattered...

I do not religiously tick these boxes off when I meet someone, there is no such thing as a perfect man, but from a social experiment point of view it is rather interesting to see how close it has gotten and I'm sure there are millions of other qualities that are way more important in a man than whether he plays guitar or not, but for now, indulge me...
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