Death by Sled (G)
Title: Death by Sled
Author: mandy-jg
Rating: G
Word Count: 134
Notes/Warning: All dialogue I'm afraid. ♥
Death by Sled
"Granger, what are you doing?"
"What does it look like I'm doing?"
"Well, it looks like you are trying to kill yourself."
"I'm not."
"Really? Because you could accomplish that very easily."
"You said I was a chicken, that I was scared to try new things."
"Well you are, and you do tend to be frightened to do things."
"I am not!"
"Fine, but this is crazy."
"I see it as a perfect opportunity to prove you wrong."
"By breaking your neck?"
"Don't be so dramatic, I'm sure it's perfectly safe."
"Safe, sure. You know, I take it back, you aren't a chicken, and you are the bravest person I know."
"Really?"
"Yes, so step away from the sled."
"No."
"Granger."
"You're lying, I'll see you down the bottom."
"Granger. Granger!"
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