Valentine's Challenge Day 05 - Married Bliss
Title: Married Bliss
Author: kalina_blue
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 241
Notes/Warning: Post-DH, EWE
Written for the "I Want the Fairy Tale" Valentine's Challenge at dramionedrabble-Day 05 Pearl Harbour. I used the following quote:
4. Man, I am one good-lookin' son-of-a-bitch...
"Draco, can you help me write these thank-you notes?" Hermione asked, placing a large stack of cards on the table.
"Why?" Draco asked in return, not moving out of the armchair he was presently occupying.
"Because it is customary to thank the guests for attending the wedding and bringing a present." Hermione sighed. "Don't be difficult about this. We had such a lovely wedding, I want to thank everyone for sharing the day with us."
"Don't get me wrong. I liked our wedding, but I can't stand most of the people you invited, and the presents were complete crap," Draco replied.
"Draco-"
"No, seriously, Hermione. Who needs a magical mixer? Let alone three of them. And this weird looking pot with the bizarre flower print-"
"That's an antique. It's beautiful," Hermione exclaimed, looking to the mantelpiece where the vase from her aunt had a place of honour.
"It's butt-ugly," Draco stated matter-of-factly.
Hermione rolled her eyes. "Fine, be like that. At least help me pick out a wedding picture to send with the cards."
Draco finally got out of the armchair and walked over to the table where Hermione had spread out all the pictures.
"Man, I am one good-lookin' son-of-a-bitch..." he commented.
Hermione cleared her throat.
"Oh honey, you look alright too, of course," Draco said absentmindedly, rummaging through the photos.
"You know what," Hermione said tartly, "I've changed my mind. I don't want your help at all."
Author: kalina_blue
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 241
Notes/Warning: Post-DH, EWE
Written for the "I Want the Fairy Tale" Valentine's Challenge at dramionedrabble-Day 05 Pearl Harbour. I used the following quote:
4. Man, I am one good-lookin' son-of-a-bitch...
"Draco, can you help me write these thank-you notes?" Hermione asked, placing a large stack of cards on the table.
"Why?" Draco asked in return, not moving out of the armchair he was presently occupying.
"Because it is customary to thank the guests for attending the wedding and bringing a present." Hermione sighed. "Don't be difficult about this. We had such a lovely wedding, I want to thank everyone for sharing the day with us."
"Don't get me wrong. I liked our wedding, but I can't stand most of the people you invited, and the presents were complete crap," Draco replied.
"Draco-"
"No, seriously, Hermione. Who needs a magical mixer? Let alone three of them. And this weird looking pot with the bizarre flower print-"
"That's an antique. It's beautiful," Hermione exclaimed, looking to the mantelpiece where the vase from her aunt had a place of honour.
"It's butt-ugly," Draco stated matter-of-factly.
Hermione rolled her eyes. "Fine, be like that. At least help me pick out a wedding picture to send with the cards."
Draco finally got out of the armchair and walked over to the table where Hermione had spread out all the pictures.
"Man, I am one good-lookin' son-of-a-bitch..." he commented.
Hermione cleared her throat.
"Oh honey, you look alright too, of course," Draco said absentmindedly, rummaging through the photos.
"You know what," Hermione said tartly, "I've changed my mind. I don't want your help at all."