Wrath
Title: when the bathroom floods
Author: stardustii
Rating: PG
Word Count: 400-ish
Notes/Warning: written for
sarahyyy! also inspired by her (thank you!)
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"MAYDAY! MURDER! AHHHHHH! WAKE UP!"
Her first instinct was to hex the coherency out the the man who was rudely shaking her awake.
"GRANGER!"
She mumbled and turned over, silently cursing him.
who in Merlin's name was shaking her?
"Wake UP!"
She managed to crank open an eye and give the offender a sleepy glare. (which, unfortunately, didn't scare him a bit.)
"Granger-" the voice started off calm and then rose to such a pitch that Hermione thought he was a girl, "-THE PLACE IS BLOODY FLOODED!"
Flooded? What does that have to do wi-... oh.my.gosh. HOW?
Her head snapped up, eyes alert and wondering how the head dorms could possibly be flooding in the middle of the night. She ran outside.
Draco snapped his head back, roaring, "Woman! you nearly headbutted me! Is this how all mudbloods wake up? What in the name of-"
His rant was interrupted by a scream. Shit. she found the bathroom.
Hermione couldn't believe her eyes. She couldn't believe her feet.There had been at least a foot of water in the hallway, and she's stepped in it, naively thinking that it was probably some rainwater.
how STUPID was she? It wasn't even raining outside.
And now that she found the bathroom, she knew she'd been slushing through... toilet water.
But not just ANY toilet water, she mused, escaping the wetness of the water by climbing on top of the sink, water that's probably been peed in!
Hermione seethed. Draco ran into the bathroom, took one look at her face, then ran back out.
"MALFOY!"
"Yes, Granger?" The voice sounded far away.
"CLEAN. THIS. UP. Or you'll face my freaking wrath, you piece of shit."
Draco made an effort to sound as careless as possible. "Sorry, Granger. I'm not a house-elf."
He heard her snarl, and added for good measure, "nor am I a mudblood. I can't possibly do it."
"You freaking PUREBLOOD."
"Why, I am a tad fastidious, aren't I? Thank you, Granger." He inched towards the door and found himself face-to-face with a very, very pissed-off Hermione.
He flinched. She smirked.
"You ferret."
"Mudblood"
"Womanizer!"
"Prude!"
Hermione gasped.
"Why, you arrogant slytherin bas-" Here, Hermione tripped and fell backwards into the pool of toilet water.
Draco laughed.
"Ooooo. I'll face your 'wrath'. Well, this is certainly frightening."
Hermione scowled and kicked Draco into the water. She sloshed her way over and lowered her face so that it was just inches from his. She stabbed hisforehead with her finger as she spoke.
"Malfoy. I will make you drink every single drop of this...water unless you clean it. Got it?"
Later, as Draco finished wiping up the last few drops of the toilet water, he couldn't help but think that his co-head was, indeed, quite frightening, and that he definitely didn't want to face her wrath ever again.
Author: stardustii
Rating: PG
Word Count: 400-ish
Notes/Warning: written for
sarahyyy! also inspired by her (thank you!)
-------
"MAYDAY! MURDER! AHHHHHH! WAKE UP!"
Her first instinct was to hex the coherency out the the man who was rudely shaking her awake.
"GRANGER!"
She mumbled and turned over, silently cursing him.
who in Merlin's name was shaking her?
"Wake UP!"
She managed to crank open an eye and give the offender a sleepy glare. (which, unfortunately, didn't scare him a bit.)
"Granger-" the voice started off calm and then rose to such a pitch that Hermione thought he was a girl, "-THE PLACE IS BLOODY FLOODED!"
Flooded? What does that have to do wi-... oh.my.gosh. HOW?
Her head snapped up, eyes alert and wondering how the head dorms could possibly be flooding in the middle of the night. She ran outside.
Draco snapped his head back, roaring, "Woman! you nearly headbutted me! Is this how all mudbloods wake up? What in the name of-"
His rant was interrupted by a scream. Shit. she found the bathroom.
Hermione couldn't believe her eyes. She couldn't believe her feet.There had been at least a foot of water in the hallway, and she's stepped in it, naively thinking that it was probably some rainwater.
how STUPID was she? It wasn't even raining outside.
And now that she found the bathroom, she knew she'd been slushing through... toilet water.
But not just ANY toilet water, she mused, escaping the wetness of the water by climbing on top of the sink, water that's probably been peed in!
Hermione seethed. Draco ran into the bathroom, took one look at her face, then ran back out.
"MALFOY!"
"Yes, Granger?" The voice sounded far away.
"CLEAN. THIS. UP. Or you'll face my freaking wrath, you piece of shit."
Draco made an effort to sound as careless as possible. "Sorry, Granger. I'm not a house-elf."
He heard her snarl, and added for good measure, "nor am I a mudblood. I can't possibly do it."
"You freaking PUREBLOOD."
"Why, I am a tad fastidious, aren't I? Thank you, Granger." He inched towards the door and found himself face-to-face with a very, very pissed-off Hermione.
He flinched. She smirked.
"You ferret."
"Mudblood"
"Womanizer!"
"Prude!"
Hermione gasped.
"Why, you arrogant slytherin bas-" Here, Hermione tripped and fell backwards into the pool of toilet water.
Draco laughed.
"Ooooo. I'll face your 'wrath'. Well, this is certainly frightening."
Hermione scowled and kicked Draco into the water. She sloshed her way over and lowered her face so that it was just inches from his. She stabbed hisforehead with her finger as she spoke.
"Malfoy. I will make you drink every single drop of this...water unless you clean it. Got it?"
Later, as Draco finished wiping up the last few drops of the toilet water, he couldn't help but think that his co-head was, indeed, quite frightening, and that he definitely didn't want to face her wrath ever again.