My Pride, Baby.
Title: My Pride, Baby.
Author: strawberrimelon
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 280
Notes/Warning: For the Pride Challenge. Inspiration from 'When Harry Met Sally'. Please Review and vote for me if you like it!!!
“Oh, get over it, Malfoy!”
“No. I’m right, you’re wrong, and you know it!”
She sighed. “Draco,” she coaxed, “I think you need to see that you are indeed wrong. If a girl actually did fake it with you, you’d never know.”
“Okay. You’re wrong. I swear, on the name of Malfoy, that no girl has ever, and I mean ever faked it with me. Ever.” He was red in the face, hands flying in the air, lines of fury etched across his forehead.
“Dear, it’s not like she’d tell you ‘Oh Draco, that was the best shag ever. By the way, I was faking it.’ Statistically, it says that all women at least once in their lives have faked it. And you’ve been with practically all of the Hogwarts girls before I tamed you down. So, you do the math…if you can add.” She smirked, knowing the argument was drawing to a close.
“You bitching witch. I’m never going to believe you.” He crossed his arms, pointedly looking over her shoulders.
“Well, Draco, you want proof?” Hermione smiled slyly.
“Yes, that would be satisfactory.” He turned his eyes to look at her again.
“Okay, here it is. Remember that one time, after Harry and Ginny’s wedding reception, we went home and….”
Draco smiled at the memory. “Oh yah. You were screaming so loud, I swore the house would’ve broken down.”
“Well,” Hermione smirked, “I faked it.”
“WHAT!?”
“I mean, the screaming was all genuine, you were a beast that day. But the orgasm….yah…never happened.” And she walked away. Just like that.
Draco looked on. I cannot believe I just let my pride go like that.
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