Surprise Party (Chapter 1 of 3)
Title: Surprise Party (1/3)
Author: hinkykneazel
Pairings: Hermione/Draco (Draco is absent in this first chapter but shows up in chapters 2 and 3)
Rating: Hard R trending to a M for Mature Audiences
Genre: Humorous, Romance
Spoilers: DH Epilogue Compliant
Summary: The girls get Hermione a tantalizing gift for her 50th birthday.
Hermione was mortified...
This was a bit of crack that I wrote while on a work trip in Las Vegas. Hopefully, the dialogue is not too hokey, even though I find it laughable.