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Which Tom Riddle ship are you?
You are Tom/Ginny - and you're very, very pleased with yourself, aren't you? You love being the most popular ship in the Riddle fleet, yet you also get off on being called a sick pervert by H/G and D/G shippers. Go you.
Of course - you say with an innocent look - it's not just a physical thing. You have Issues! Is Ginny scarred for life? Will she turn to the Dark Side? Will she and Tom ever meet again, so they can shag? ...Oh yes, Issues, lots of Issues! *cough*
You're over here, revelling in the fandom's best pretext for writing het Riddle scenes, chasing bunnies for getting Tom into Ginny's arms, or debating the merits of Innocent!Ginny versus Evil!Ginny. Strangely, you never consider Innocent!Tom... but you do spend a lot of time thinking of Naked!Tom. Mmm-mmm.
Yes, Virginia, it really is all about the Riddlesex.
That's me, Standing or Sitting When Not Lying Down aboard the S.S. Gin 'n Tonic.