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My nose is full of Slimy Snot,
My chest is full of Flem!
And no Matter how much I sneeze and coff I just cant seem to clear 'em.
No cash for Christmas presents,
No cash for a tree.
Not a gift for you or you or even tho or thee.
Still my family they aint greedy,
They like me tho Im broke and hit mom up like an ATM.
A simple heartfelt card would surely satisfy them.
But, I havent sent out Xmas cards because I cannot find 'em!
I soon reherse A Christmas Carol,
Satyr's reader's theatre fare,
But with 4 years off the boards will voice and talent fail me there?
I cant find no Christmas spirit,
Even with TV Specials and a Xmas dis-play done,
Im sure it'll come just in time for January One.
My chest is full of Flem!
And no Matter how much I sneeze and coff I just cant seem to clear 'em.
No cash for Christmas presents,
No cash for a tree.
Not a gift for you or you or even tho or thee.
Still my family they aint greedy,
They like me tho Im broke and hit mom up like an ATM.
A simple heartfelt card would surely satisfy them.
But, I havent sent out Xmas cards because I cannot find 'em!
I soon reherse A Christmas Carol,
Satyr's reader's theatre fare,
But with 4 years off the boards will voice and talent fail me there?
I cant find no Christmas spirit,
Even with TV Specials and a Xmas dis-play done,
Im sure it'll come just in time for January One.