Really?!

[dramaticrhythm]

An-chan!! I said I only needed two to three hours of sleep, not almost an entire day! Why didn't you come wake me up?!

Sounds like I missed a bit of entertainment.

I guess I'll go around and explore the place now. I suspect I'll be less likely to get lost when I'm no longer tripping over my own feet in exhaustion.

Comments

[awesome_momo]

Screw you, it was not entertaining!

I hope An-chan never wakes you up, hah!

[dramaticrhythm]

No thanks, you're not my type. And maybe it wasn't entertaining for you, but for anyone on the outside watching from a distance...

And what is that supposed to mean?

[awesome_momo]

...... what. No really, what. Did Kirihara hack your account? Is that you, demon scum?

It means I hope she'll never be in your bedroom.

[dramaticrhythm]

Why would Kirihara want to hack my account? I'm sure he has better things to do with his time.

Oh! I see... So I guess that means I'll just have to visit her in her room instead, then. Location really isn't that important of a thing.

[ooc: Sorry! ^^; The muse gets snippy when he sleeps too much. He's really just teasing the poor boy... I think. Please let me know if he goes too far.]

[awesome_momo]

Because every insult I type is taken as some sort of invitation for gay sex. Well, it's not - I'm just insulting you!

Too bad, I'm sleeping in the clinic right now.

(OOC: honestly, you can never go too far with Momo, as evident with the pregnancy scare ... XD)

[dramaticrhythm]

Maybe you should come up with less suggesstive insults? What's wrong with sex, anyway? You make it sound like a bad thing.

Hmmm, where the door is always open and anyone can sneak in unawares...

[awesome_momo]

I meant as in, screw yourself, not me. I don't see how that is in any way suggestive to the opposite.

Man, I don't want to talk about sex right now. Not after yesterday.

... are you going to pull a prank on me?

[dramaticrhythm]

You used the word screw. Screw is suggestive in an insult no matter what context you use it. It doesn't matter what word you attach behind it. And screwing yourself gets boring after awhile.

I suppose after that you WOULD consider sex a bad thing.

Would I tell yopu if I were?

[awesome_momo]

So if someone yelled 'fuck you' you'd immediately think they want to fuck you? Aren't you just thinking a bit too highly of yourself here?
They have a word for that, you know.

Point taken. I'll lock up then, and ban you from the clinic.

[dramaticrhythm]

You're not very good at the insult game, are you? The point is not taking the insult literally. The point is making the other person think you took the insult literally. It's intended to throw them off. Give you the upper hand. And if you came across someone who can fire them off as easily as you can, then it becomes quite the interesting conversation.

Why shouldn't I think highly about myself? Do you know something about me I don't? And I bet it is just as suggestive as the other one.

Like An would allow you to ban me from the clinic.

[awesome_momo]

Oh.

So.

I should just ignore it, then?

Okay then, I won't respond to your comment - hah!

Hey, all I have to tell her, is that I think you're going to impregnate me and she'll be locking up everything in a heartbeat.

[dramaticrhythm]

Suit yourself. There will be other days.

You tell her that, and she'll be more worried about what you might do to yourself more than anything I might could come up with.

[awesome_momo]

At least I'll be locked up with her all day long ~

[dramaticrhythm]

Oh, you'll definitely be locked up alright. In a couple of arm and leg restraints.

[awesome_momo]

And she'd still like me more than you ~

[dramaticrhythm]

Somehow I highly doubt that...