Introduction

[allerdyce_john]

Seeing as to how there's already another mutant who's just introduced herself, I'll stick to keeping this simple. My name's John Allerdyce. I live in Salem, New York. I have a puppy named Toby and a cat named Sticks. I like watching reruns of 'Happy Days' and I'm a really friendly guy.

Now think of that what you may.

More than half of it is bullshit anyways.