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[sacredharpie]

"You want me to do what? Talk about myself? To a bunch of people I've never even met? Hell, I don't even like talking about myself to people who I see on a regular basis! Who decided this was a requirement anyway

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[gimpy_doctor]

Before these morons start picking out china patterns, let me set the record straight.

Yes, I am Doctor House. No, I do not have a type, and even if I did, you would most certainly not be it.

Got it? Good, glad we had this talk.

[sacredharpie]

"Should I be impressed by you, because I'm not." She paused to check him out. "Gimps really aren't my style anyway, but thanks for stopping by."

[gimpy_doctor]

Funny, I was about to say the same thing.

*mock-confused look, which then clears*

Oooh, you mean because of the cane. Clever. And unoriginal, but hey. You get a gold star for effort.

[sacredharpie]

"I don't need a gold star, thanks. If you come close enough to me to try to give me one, you'll find that cane someplace you really don't want it to be."

[gimpy_doctor]

Only see, first you would have to get it away from me. And I just don't see that happening.

[sacredharpie]

"Aww, is your eyesight bad too?"

[gimpy_doctor]

Please, you can't weigh more than what, 125 pounds?

I guess I could have a hand tied behind my back, make it a little more fair.

[sacredharpie]

"Aah, so you're strong in the upper body. Must be all that masturbation. Gimpy misanthropic doctors don't score a lot." She smirked.

[gimpy_doctor]

Oh, I score just fine.

Though you're not wrong, about the masturbation. I find that doing some stretching beforehand really helps loosen me up, helps get me in the mood.

[sacredharpie]

"It really doesn't count as scoring if you pay for it, just for future reference."

[gimpy_doctor]

Only someone who's never been with one would say that.

You seem fairly tense, maybe it's something you should look into.

[sacredharpie]

"Well, it's safe to say I've never had to pay for it, so I wouldn't know if you were right or not. If I seem tense to you, maybe your ability to read people isn't as good as you think it is."

[gimpy_doctor]

An experience everyone should have, trust me.

Sorry, I guess the snappiness and otherwise general moodiness come from something other than pent-up sexual tension.

[sacredharpie]

"Yes, it is. Since you can score whenever you want, that must not be your problem either."

[gimpy_doctor]

*waves cane*

Nope, my only problem is the massive amounts of pain.

[sacredharpie]

"Ah." For only a moment, Jordan was at a loss for words. With all the time she'd spent in a hospital, she had learned a few things. "If you can't feel better, at least you can make others feel miserable, right?"