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May 23, 2005 12:18

My show, "Red, Hot & Cole," is going to be a very gay production.

Here are some of the great lyrics I get to sing:

"You're the Breast of Venus, You're King Kong's penis, You're self-abuse."

"When a custom-tailored vet, asks me out for something wet, when the vet begins to pet I cry, 'Hooray!'"

Oh, and I get to sing a good chunk of "My Heart Belongs to Daddy."

Only a show like this could be directed by Lee Hamby.
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