May 23, 2005 12:18
My show, "Red, Hot & Cole," is going to be a very gay production.
Here are some of the great lyrics I get to sing:
"You're the Breast of Venus, You're King Kong's penis, You're self-abuse."
"When a custom-tailored vet, asks me out for something wet, when the vet begins to pet I cry, 'Hooray!'"
Oh, and I get to sing a good chunk of "My Heart Belongs to Daddy."
Only a show like this could be directed by Lee Hamby.