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More questions from eggiwable:
1.If you have 6 apples and 235346 oranges, would you be able to cut the grass?
Well, I suppose it would all depend of where these apples and oranges are located. If they are all over the yard, then the chance of actually cutting the grass and not damaging the fruit is very slim. Unless you place these pieces of fruit across a massive yard in one, big excentric pattern, then you could cut around the fruit and get a ver interesting lawn. This in fact, is my theory behind crop circles. I suppose if you want what is considered the "normal" lawn, in which the grass is evenly cut and "nice looking" you would have to put all of your fruit in holes, under your sod, hide them in trees, or you can punish them by making them stay in the dog house. If you take that advice, heed this warning, the badgers are everywhere.
2.On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings on the color green?
It would depend on which you think is better. Are you asking me if I think green is #1? Or are you asking me if I think it is a 4, 4 being the best. In which cases, I shall answer both of them yes. It is a well known fact that I do indeed love the color green. I also believe that it may be God's favorite color as well. Look at our beautiful earth? Are the trees pink? Are the bushes orange? Is the sky blue? If you watch this lovely planet, almost everything that's natural in nature is green. That and it's the color of boogers. And I do indeed, like that song. B.O.O.G.I.E don't you wipe that boogie on me! Pick it! Roll it! Flick it! Pick it! Roll it! Flick it!
3.Say there are 9 dunkys, 3 ponys, and 24 hefers in a field. Where are we going? (There's a real answer to this... let's see if you can remember...)
Wow, I have to admit this one is somewhat difficult. I do remember counting the numbers, but we have counted on many occasions. It would either be the trip to Disney, the trip to the Opera, when you took me to Tally, or our trip back to Indiana about 3 years ago. However now that you have mentioned it, I must do this: Pony, pony, pony, pony, pony, pony, pony, pony, pony.
4.Where do the martians make mallows?
Well, it is kinda like the story of the creation of the Milk Shake. The milk shake went through an evolution. First is was flavored carbonated water, then it was favorted malked milk, then some genious decided to add ice cream to it. Back to the story of the martians and all their mallowness:
One short day in the Martian city! "Oh! I've always wanted to see the Martian city!" *cough* There was once this Martian named Henry. Don't question me, I know what I'm talking about. Anyways, after long long years of observation of the human race, he noticed that there was a variety of ways to sweeten things, but none looked very good. So he set forth to discover the true meaning of life, or sweeteners. Either one. It first started out as a simple peice of cotton with sugar on it. Realizing it didn't taste that great, and that it didn't go through the system well, he decided to take a step farther. He liked the look of cotton, so he went from there. He at first made a type of paste that tasted wonderful, but he knew it needed a little more to it. After years of expirementation, he gave up, and hid the recipe in his underpants. He had long since past when a lowly human uncovered a tiny, strange ship. Inside the ship was a note that said, "Take this. It is my gift to you. Once this is recieved, I will be long gone. Please perfect my creation." signed - Henry of Mars
With that, the person created this mixture, then jet puffed it. Ping! The Martian Mallow was born. The name, unfortunatly, didn't go well with the company, so they smashed it together and created the Marshmallow.
5.Sweet or Sour?
Me with a stuffed bunny? Or me eating a lemon?
6.You're standing at a 4 way stop somewhere in Florida. There's a gas station to your left, a bk on your right, church on the far left and a park on the far right. Where do you go to find bald eagles?
In jet engines
Ok I have answered your questions. Homework indeed.
1.If you have 6 apples and 235346 oranges, would you be able to cut the grass?
Well, I suppose it would all depend of where these apples and oranges are located. If they are all over the yard, then the chance of actually cutting the grass and not damaging the fruit is very slim. Unless you place these pieces of fruit across a massive yard in one, big excentric pattern, then you could cut around the fruit and get a ver interesting lawn. This in fact, is my theory behind crop circles. I suppose if you want what is considered the "normal" lawn, in which the grass is evenly cut and "nice looking" you would have to put all of your fruit in holes, under your sod, hide them in trees, or you can punish them by making them stay in the dog house. If you take that advice, heed this warning, the badgers are everywhere.
2.On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings on the color green?
It would depend on which you think is better. Are you asking me if I think green is #1? Or are you asking me if I think it is a 4, 4 being the best. In which cases, I shall answer both of them yes. It is a well known fact that I do indeed love the color green. I also believe that it may be God's favorite color as well. Look at our beautiful earth? Are the trees pink? Are the bushes orange? Is the sky blue? If you watch this lovely planet, almost everything that's natural in nature is green. That and it's the color of boogers. And I do indeed, like that song. B.O.O.G.I.E don't you wipe that boogie on me! Pick it! Roll it! Flick it! Pick it! Roll it! Flick it!
3.Say there are 9 dunkys, 3 ponys, and 24 hefers in a field. Where are we going? (There's a real answer to this... let's see if you can remember...)
Wow, I have to admit this one is somewhat difficult. I do remember counting the numbers, but we have counted on many occasions. It would either be the trip to Disney, the trip to the Opera, when you took me to Tally, or our trip back to Indiana about 3 years ago. However now that you have mentioned it, I must do this: Pony, pony, pony, pony, pony, pony, pony, pony, pony.
4.Where do the martians make mallows?
Well, it is kinda like the story of the creation of the Milk Shake. The milk shake went through an evolution. First is was flavored carbonated water, then it was favorted malked milk, then some genious decided to add ice cream to it. Back to the story of the martians and all their mallowness:
One short day in the Martian city! "Oh! I've always wanted to see the Martian city!" *cough* There was once this Martian named Henry. Don't question me, I know what I'm talking about. Anyways, after long long years of observation of the human race, he noticed that there was a variety of ways to sweeten things, but none looked very good. So he set forth to discover the true meaning of life, or sweeteners. Either one. It first started out as a simple peice of cotton with sugar on it. Realizing it didn't taste that great, and that it didn't go through the system well, he decided to take a step farther. He liked the look of cotton, so he went from there. He at first made a type of paste that tasted wonderful, but he knew it needed a little more to it. After years of expirementation, he gave up, and hid the recipe in his underpants. He had long since past when a lowly human uncovered a tiny, strange ship. Inside the ship was a note that said, "Take this. It is my gift to you. Once this is recieved, I will be long gone. Please perfect my creation." signed - Henry of Mars
With that, the person created this mixture, then jet puffed it. Ping! The Martian Mallow was born. The name, unfortunatly, didn't go well with the company, so they smashed it together and created the Marshmallow.
5.Sweet or Sour?
Me with a stuffed bunny? Or me eating a lemon?
6.You're standing at a 4 way stop somewhere in Florida. There's a gas station to your left, a bk on your right, church on the far left and a park on the far right. Where do you go to find bald eagles?
In jet engines
Ok I have answered your questions. Homework indeed.