creepy old man check aaaaaaah get ur acons and nuts and berries ready people he's cumming aaaaahhhh
well ive got fuck all to write about coz nout has really happened so i thought id tell a few stories about myself and what ive done coz well they kinda kooky and well im bored so sue me wait!!! dont i have no money : (
lol well im gonna tell you about mine and lou lou or as many people know her as freek awww bless her i do love her any way well me a freek were walking home one day from skool she was going to her nans witch is just up the road from me witch is nice seeing as i h8 it up my house as there is no1 from my decade living there. well any way i stoped and picked som blossm from a tree in the road we were walking up and put it in her hair as i thought itd be nice then i picked a rose and put in my hair to match, well we keept on walking when like 10 mins this old man caught up to us (we were walking preety slow coz ur bags were hevy and well we were tied) and he starded yelling at us about picking other people's flowers that they had worked hard to grow ect and he started calling us hoolegens and little yobs and vandles and som other rather nasty names and me and freek were just kinda standing there with this old hairy man yelling at us and me and freek were trying our hardst not to laught and in my case give him a mouthfull back well any way after anout 10 minits he carryed on walking and talking to him self about "the youth of today" and me a freek were kinda just standing there then wen we knew he was out of ear shot witch was very far away seeing as we r both very loud we just started pissing ourselfs and just like taking the iss out of him and the amazing amount of hair growing out of his nose and ears and stuff now wen ever we walk up that road we always stop and som1 yells creepy old man check and we spin around and do a kong foo move e.g high kick or holding out a imagnary gun ect and them we bust out laughing and carry on well one day i picked som conkers froma tree and we did the creepy old man check and i started trowing the conkers pretending they were bombs theni yelled RUN!!! and ran away screaming as if i really had just thrown a bomb and soom we started carrying things like berrys and nuts and stones to "protect" ourselfs with untill one day we did this and i threw a conka (a really hard one) ((no sexual reffrance there onest)) and i accendently hit a car and sent off the alarm and me and freek just ran away VERY fast now we just stick to our charie's angles poses as i like to call them lol
another very funny storie including freek is (even thought by this stage in our friendship id started to call her lou lou) she was at my house a few weeks ago for a sleep over and we orderd pizza well i thought wed get 2 small pizzas and som garlic bread wow was i wrong i let lou lou pick wat wed get and she orderd a large pizza an med pizza wedgese garlic bread ice cream and diet coke (we both diet coke fanitics)and i though omg we gonna have a lot left over but no oh no not my lou lou no she eats half the large pizza 3/4 of the med one all the garlick bread and half the wedges, now ud think by now shed be full and about ready to be sick well ud be right she was very very VERY full but her being her ie my lou lou she keept going and quit respectfull between mouth fulls of icecream she would moun aaah im too full i feel like im going to explode as well as omg i have to stop eating and still she kept on eating the ice cream till she had eating about half of it then after she got so full she wasnt even make coherant sentances i was forced to prise the icream out of her hands it was soo funny thought because she had troble sleeping because of it and she was up half the night with a suga rush witch i must admit was extremly funny to see
in fact i love seeing her hiper and im always feeding her suar induced things to make her hipe witch reminds me of the time i made her buy a bag of sugar (not that she needed much persauding) and eat half it wow she told me she had troble sleeping for the best part of three days
wich reminds me of the time i slept over her house and we walked round her area and the holw time we were shouting "bristal citys that mean great big titiess" only to get chasesd but a larg group of chavs elling us to "shut the fuck up"
then there was the time we did open house night for the skool together down at the drama department and we had this mock fight that got so loud and life like we had to be told to stop and sit on othjer sides of the room by the teacher because she thought it was real and we got parents tutting at us it wasnt time we stoped looked at each other smiled the bowed that anybody realised it was a act and we laughted soo much after that oh my
but lou lou is a fanastic mate and a brill actour and dancer i went to one of her dance recitles well acthaly i was kiddnapped by her mum but that was kool coz terries ok really even if gem aint to keen on her coz she gets a bit bossy well any way this girl can dance like fucking pro in fact she is shes soo good she won a schollor ship for dance classes for a term oh my i was soo pround well any way im not going to say much more anout me and lou lou becauses a lot of our storys r pryvet and im going respect that but i hope u enjoyed that little insite into mine and lous world crazy and hipper as it is