The Montague's are not having a child-eth
yeah- I'm totally stealing this format for this entry.... so much easier--
1. so rehearsal went better than I though it would tonight-- everyone (mostly-----ARGH) is doing a great job-- and I totally love the cast--- (mostly---argh) and don't worry Liz--- we shall make our plan commence at once..muahahahaaaaaa-- heehee--- SAUCY BOY--- haha- Becca- I totally love you!! cock a hoop!!!
2. I haven't told many of you about my other show going on-- but basically I get to play Marilyn Monroe-- yes freaking MARILYN MONROE!!! for a benefit show here in the city-- basically the focus is on old movie stars-- and let's say--I'm gonna be doing scenes form - breakfast at tiffany's-- as Marilyn Monroe trying out for that part-- there's gonna be Audry Hepburn's playing Some Like it Hot--- it's gonna be FREAKING AWESOME!!! I can't wait-- the bad part is that i have to sing-- I'm scared to death of that-- you all know that-- I get nauseated--- but I think I can pull off the Happy Birthday Mr President with flying colors-- I'll just get them to pay attention to my outfit-- haha-- but it's gonna be a great show- it's all chicks- even playing the guys-- even the guys playing girls will be girls-- HOW AWESOME IS THAT!!! but I will keep you all updated on that as it nears (the wknd before halloween)
3. ummm- o-k, let me just start by saying that if any of you have been mislead to believe that I am currently with child- YOU ARE TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY WRONG!!!! EEEWWWWWWW-gross-- no way---
let me give a recap for those of you who don't know my current story---
Basically- I don't want babies-- ever-..seriously--ever-I love children- I ADORE THEM- I just do not want any--ever-- but I DO LOVE THEM!! I'm a superb aunt and mentor--but i have PLENTY of eggs left to spare to some unfortunate couple who would LOVE to have the tiny pitter patter of feet running about their homes---
so I made a few phone calls-- got matched up with a couple who have similar interests-- and similar looks- and they chose me---sucka's-- j/k-- (it wont affect my decision to have a kid later if I change my mind)
now I am going through all of these series of weird medications-- not drinking and not smoking (which I quit back in feb anyway) - ( but oh I miss it so.......)
basically- they put me back on the "pill" then had to get our cycles matched up-- and now I have to take shots-- the first being a drug that makes me kind of go throu early menopause--- so basically my body doesn't do anything- the next series of shots I"m going through will then put my hormones in hyperdrive and instead of me producing the 1-2 eggs females usually produce monthly.. I will make like 20--- OW!! then I have to take one last shot to make them mature REALLY REALLY FAST!!! then they're going to go in and take them out--- it's really a simple procedure-- basically feels like your "yearly" --girls you know what I'm talking about-- but you get to be asleep while they're doing it---
so then I get paid--- at first it was definitely for the cashola-- but after getting letters from my recipients (we'll never meet) it makes me really happy that i can do this for someone who really wants a child--- it makes me feel like i'm giving the bestest gift in the whole world you know?
I've had a few friends who have done this- and they say it was a piece of cake---you can do it up to 4 times-- so perhaps I will do that--- if they let me--
so, sorry if any of you got confused--- but I AM NOT HAVING A BABY and I AM NOT NOT NOT PREGNANT!!!
whew---A.J. that was for you-- haha--- whew- alex nearly made me spit sprite out of my nose when he said you asked him that (so tell everyone that the answer is negative!!! EWWWW)!!!!! NO WAY!!! (but if you wanna know more- email me or LJ me or call me!! you know how to find me!!) (I CAN'T WAIT TO DRINK AGAIN!!!- target date-- sept 10)it will be a party!!!!- all must attend--- ish
so anyway- that is my night- I need a vacation-- all by myself-- a weekend cruise- just me and a book- or 2--- and a margarita-- or 2--- and the sun---- or 2--- ahha---
I just need some Ky time- to get my life sorted out--and clear my head-- hmmm- maybe then I can get off book- haha---
anyway- I gotta go to bed now--- but heads up-- I'm not answering my phone or getting on the comp or anything tomorrow--(so leave me alone romeo!!!--- j/k- you can call me any time baby!!)- I"m gonna get off book-- 10 PAGES LEFT!!! 25 down---sort of---enough --- whew- and still kicking---
o-k, off to bed---- signing out-----
1. so rehearsal went better than I though it would tonight-- everyone (mostly-----ARGH) is doing a great job-- and I totally love the cast--- (mostly---argh) and don't worry Liz--- we shall make our plan commence at once..muahahahaaaaaa-- heehee--- SAUCY BOY--- haha- Becca- I totally love you!! cock a hoop!!!
2. I haven't told many of you about my other show going on-- but basically I get to play Marilyn Monroe-- yes freaking MARILYN MONROE!!! for a benefit show here in the city-- basically the focus is on old movie stars-- and let's say--I'm gonna be doing scenes form - breakfast at tiffany's-- as Marilyn Monroe trying out for that part-- there's gonna be Audry Hepburn's playing Some Like it Hot--- it's gonna be FREAKING AWESOME!!! I can't wait-- the bad part is that i have to sing-- I'm scared to death of that-- you all know that-- I get nauseated--- but I think I can pull off the Happy Birthday Mr President with flying colors-- I'll just get them to pay attention to my outfit-- haha-- but it's gonna be a great show- it's all chicks- even playing the guys-- even the guys playing girls will be girls-- HOW AWESOME IS THAT!!! but I will keep you all updated on that as it nears (the wknd before halloween)
3. ummm- o-k, let me just start by saying that if any of you have been mislead to believe that I am currently with child- YOU ARE TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY WRONG!!!! EEEWWWWWWW-gross-- no way---
let me give a recap for those of you who don't know my current story---
Basically- I don't want babies-- ever-..seriously--ever-I love children- I ADORE THEM- I just do not want any--ever-- but I DO LOVE THEM!! I'm a superb aunt and mentor--but i have PLENTY of eggs left to spare to some unfortunate couple who would LOVE to have the tiny pitter patter of feet running about their homes---
so I made a few phone calls-- got matched up with a couple who have similar interests-- and similar looks- and they chose me---sucka's-- j/k-- (it wont affect my decision to have a kid later if I change my mind)
now I am going through all of these series of weird medications-- not drinking and not smoking (which I quit back in feb anyway) - ( but oh I miss it so.......)
basically- they put me back on the "pill" then had to get our cycles matched up-- and now I have to take shots-- the first being a drug that makes me kind of go throu early menopause--- so basically my body doesn't do anything- the next series of shots I"m going through will then put my hormones in hyperdrive and instead of me producing the 1-2 eggs females usually produce monthly.. I will make like 20--- OW!! then I have to take one last shot to make them mature REALLY REALLY FAST!!! then they're going to go in and take them out--- it's really a simple procedure-- basically feels like your "yearly" --girls you know what I'm talking about-- but you get to be asleep while they're doing it---
so then I get paid--- at first it was definitely for the cashola-- but after getting letters from my recipients (we'll never meet) it makes me really happy that i can do this for someone who really wants a child--- it makes me feel like i'm giving the bestest gift in the whole world you know?
I've had a few friends who have done this- and they say it was a piece of cake---you can do it up to 4 times-- so perhaps I will do that--- if they let me--
so, sorry if any of you got confused--- but I AM NOT HAVING A BABY and I AM NOT NOT NOT PREGNANT!!!
whew---A.J. that was for you-- haha--- whew- alex nearly made me spit sprite out of my nose when he said you asked him that (so tell everyone that the answer is negative!!! EWWWW)!!!!! NO WAY!!! (but if you wanna know more- email me or LJ me or call me!! you know how to find me!!) (I CAN'T WAIT TO DRINK AGAIN!!!- target date-- sept 10)it will be a party!!!!- all must attend--- ish
so anyway- that is my night- I need a vacation-- all by myself-- a weekend cruise- just me and a book- or 2--- and a margarita-- or 2--- and the sun---- or 2--- ahha---
I just need some Ky time- to get my life sorted out--and clear my head-- hmmm- maybe then I can get off book- haha---
anyway- I gotta go to bed now--- but heads up-- I'm not answering my phone or getting on the comp or anything tomorrow--(so leave me alone romeo!!!--- j/k- you can call me any time baby!!)- I"m gonna get off book-- 10 PAGES LEFT!!! 25 down---sort of---enough --- whew- and still kicking---
o-k, off to bed---- signing out-----