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Here is the explaination about the donut police officers:
Sell As Is: Only YOU can prevent Forrest fires...
Sell As Is: Yes, just you, not the fire department, forget them..all they do is steal the cops' donuts
bettathancheeda: the cops never should have had donuts in the first place
Sell As Is: Well, that's why they steal them
Sell As Is: Simple Algebra there, Katy
bettathancheeda: lol
bettathancheeda: thanks for pointing that out josh
Sell As Is: You are so welcome
bettathancheeda: ok
Sell As Is: And simple History
bettathancheeda: history?
Sell As Is: Don't you remember the Donut War of 1982??!?!?!?!
bettathancheeda: umm....
bettathancheeda: no
Sell As Is: Well, it was very historic
bettathancheeda: what happened during the donut war?
Sell As Is: It was a war..
Sell As Is: a very tragic war..
Sell As Is: dramatic pause for effect
bettathancheeda: lol
Sell As Is: Over
Sell As Is: DONUTS!
bettathancheeda: what flavor?
Sell As Is: ALL OF THEM!
Sell As Is: None were spared!
bettathancheeda: oh my!
bettathancheeda: so then what happened?
Sell As Is: Well, the firefighters stole all the donuts
bettathancheeda: why?
Sell As Is: Then the cops were all like "Where are our donuts?!?!"
bettathancheeda: yeah and
Sell As Is: Then the store owner said "We don't got any donuts! Alls I got is this box of starving rabid weasels"
Sell As Is: So the cops bought it and were attackeded
bettathancheeda: oh dear
Sell As Is: Then they got rabies and started bustin heads
Sell As Is signed off at 6:52:49 PM.
Sell As Is signed on at 7:00:47 PM.
Sell As Is: Continuing with the war..
bettathancheeda: yes
bettathancheeda: i wanted to hear more and you just left
Sell As Is: It was a long and sticky battle..
Sell As Is: and rabid
bettathancheeda: lol
bettathancheeda: how was it sticky?
Sell As Is: Glazed donuts
Sell As Is: and frosting melts
bettathancheeda: oh ok
bettathancheeda: go on
Sell As Is: In the end, the cops infected the firefighters with rabies and became friends
bettathancheeda: i love happy ending
Sell As Is: Some of the cops were so happy they got their donuts back that they made sweet sweet lovings to their donuts, creating a new hybrid version of donut-people
bettathancheeda: lol
bettathancheeda: ew
Sell As Is: haha
Sell As Is: Now in some cities, donut people make up their entire police force
bettathancheeda: wow
bettathancheeda: so they eat themselves?
Sell As Is: NO
Sell As Is: You support cannibalism?!?1
bettathancheeda: not entirely
Sell As Is: haha
Sell As Is: Elaborate
bettathancheeda: lol
bettathancheeda: so were they any other wars i should know about
Sell As Is: Um, we'll talk about them when they come up
Sell As Is: Only YOU can prevent Forrest fires...
Sell As Is: Yes, just you, not the fire department, forget them..all they do is steal the cops' donuts
bettathancheeda: the cops never should have had donuts in the first place
Sell As Is: Well, that's why they steal them
Sell As Is: Simple Algebra there, Katy
bettathancheeda: lol
bettathancheeda: thanks for pointing that out josh
Sell As Is: You are so welcome
bettathancheeda: ok
Sell As Is: And simple History
bettathancheeda: history?
Sell As Is: Don't you remember the Donut War of 1982??!?!?!?!
bettathancheeda: umm....
bettathancheeda: no
Sell As Is: Well, it was very historic
bettathancheeda: what happened during the donut war?
Sell As Is: It was a war..
Sell As Is: a very tragic war..
Sell As Is: dramatic pause for effect
bettathancheeda: lol
Sell As Is: Over
Sell As Is: DONUTS!
bettathancheeda: what flavor?
Sell As Is: ALL OF THEM!
Sell As Is: None were spared!
bettathancheeda: oh my!
bettathancheeda: so then what happened?
Sell As Is: Well, the firefighters stole all the donuts
bettathancheeda: why?
Sell As Is: Then the cops were all like "Where are our donuts?!?!"
bettathancheeda: yeah and
Sell As Is: Then the store owner said "We don't got any donuts! Alls I got is this box of starving rabid weasels"
Sell As Is: So the cops bought it and were attackeded
bettathancheeda: oh dear
Sell As Is: Then they got rabies and started bustin heads
Sell As Is signed off at 6:52:49 PM.
Sell As Is signed on at 7:00:47 PM.
Sell As Is: Continuing with the war..
bettathancheeda: yes
bettathancheeda: i wanted to hear more and you just left
Sell As Is: It was a long and sticky battle..
Sell As Is: and rabid
bettathancheeda: lol
bettathancheeda: how was it sticky?
Sell As Is: Glazed donuts
Sell As Is: and frosting melts
bettathancheeda: oh ok
bettathancheeda: go on
Sell As Is: In the end, the cops infected the firefighters with rabies and became friends
bettathancheeda: i love happy ending
Sell As Is: Some of the cops were so happy they got their donuts back that they made sweet sweet lovings to their donuts, creating a new hybrid version of donut-people
bettathancheeda: lol
bettathancheeda: ew
Sell As Is: haha
Sell As Is: Now in some cities, donut people make up their entire police force
bettathancheeda: wow
bettathancheeda: so they eat themselves?
Sell As Is: NO
Sell As Is: You support cannibalism?!?1
bettathancheeda: not entirely
Sell As Is: haha
Sell As Is: Elaborate
bettathancheeda: lol
bettathancheeda: so were they any other wars i should know about
Sell As Is: Um, we'll talk about them when they come up